Turkey-trotting is the new sorority-squatting.
Marches are heating up via this live stream by @nickfelland
: Protests in Chicago #LaquanMcDonald periscope.tv/w/aSURoTFheWpW…
My heart goes out to family of #LaquanMcDonald
community. Wish I was there marching. #BlackLivesMatter
I change shapes just to hide in this place, but I'm still an animal. 📷 by Mike Victor #ATX #Austin #officeporn #distractify
got doctors to diagnose the injuries in #HomeAlone dai.ly/x3esa55
"It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it to do anything else." -James Baldwin
Can you tell a guy’s ass from a girl’s ass? dai.ly/x3eagi3
Let's Talk About This Drunk Driver Who Wrote A Thank U Letter To The Cops: distractify.com/news/2015/11/1…
Can You Tell A Girl's Ass From A Guy's Ass? #HappyHumpDay
What should I have for lunch?
Doctors Diagnose The Injuries In Home Alone: stumbleupon.com/su/83oA4O
Muslim TV Host's Rant Went Viral For Revealing ISIS' Most Powerful Weapon: dify.me/1WXebpx #ISIL
Today is the 25th Anniversary of Home Alone! I feel old.
A little afternoon hike on the #Greenbelt
might result in a little rope swing action...
After 6 hours of casting, I made my way to New Braunfels, Texas for Wurstfest. This quaint German town is located 50 minutes outside of Austin, and is everything BUT quaint during Wurstfest---tens of thousands of people flock there for beer, traditional (and non-traditional) Bavarian food, carnival
Jason's identity finally revealed... vine.co/v/iBMHqADLKHQ #friday13th
Campbell's Had The Perfect Response To This Homophobe's Hateful Comment: distractify.com/news/2015/11/1… #LGBT #agencylife
If I got free gear every time a @TrunkClub
stylist blindly added me on LinkedIn I'd never have to shop again.
Gr8 day at the new studio in #ATX
. Excited to send a team back to NYC for cross-country @DistractifyVids
Most men choose Steak over @Beyonce
? Most men are trippin. Poll via @Distractify @play_buzz
Just posted your bulldog post to SU FB. 😂
BREAKING: Ted Cruz campaigns for sugar subsidies, then flip-flops at #GOPDebate
Bad news for calico 🐱 owners...amp.twimg.com/v/714461c2-7a0…
❤️ Frenchies as much as I do? Then THIS. "14 French Bulldogs Having A Cat Identity Crisis stumbleupon.com/su/87o4zr
Spent the evening on my laptop in a dark corner at Spiderhouse Cafe--my new favorite spot to get creative in #Austin. Crackling open-flame firepits, patrons playing their guitars, singing, warm hot totties, and a little too many nachos. Much like the entirety of Austin, this is my kind of place. (Fo
what'd you have for lunch?
in full effect at the Distractify HQ today... vine.co/v/eLIMFqeXulj
This will make very big waves. "At 8B Video Views Daily, Facebook Vows to Give Content Owners a Cut lnkd.in/eWSxrm4
" via @ANDLEVINE
The 5th of November is as good a day as any to join in on the fun. Hello, Twitter! vine.co/v/eLnbE9IwU1V
Want to follow what me and the team is up to? Be one of the first, and #follow
us: @DistractifyVids #ff
A sneak peek at our first studio. Make sure to follow @DistractifyVids
You can't see me on the 5th of November vine.co/v/eLnbE9IwU1V
Editor's Wife: Hi, nice to meet u.
Me: I'm Ryan
Editor's Wife: Oh! Ur the washboard abs guy.
Me: Oh, damnnnnn! vine.co/v/e9VeeA1XA3i