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Epsilon
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.@TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD & I tryna make that side money. Hit us up for all your bar/bat mitzvah needs. Quinceaneras available soon.
Thanks for bearing w the absence of @TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD, and I the last 3 RAWs as we shoot Madea Loses Her Tax Refund in a Dice Game.
.@KatieLinendoll Aww, shucks! If your fandom was measured in dollars, I would take that loot & buy a Vespa. Use it to go grocery shopping.
Yo, @itsBayleyWWE, you can't tell me this @RonFunches pic doesn't seal the deal. I'll gladly officiate the wedding. pic.twitter.com/9jve5QnIq3
Planning a daycare called "Hot Young Care" with @HotYoungBriley. pic.twitter.com/8gbABMSTQu
Eagerly awaiting this @wwehornswoggle vs @funnybrad 1-on-1 basketball game a week after Summerslam. Details to come.
Can't wait until @WWEMusic releases chopped & screwed versions of the Divas' themes. First up: AJ's "Let's Light It Up" (obviously).
Big ups to @FlatbushZombies & @Wale for working on music for us. Almost.
Yo! My hitter, @CelesteBonin, sent over that @CelestialBodiez gear. Be like Pone E. Langston & support the line! pic.twitter.com/ii0TBLidlD
Beat the brakes off of her. Tapdance on her forehead. Give her a two piece. No biscuit. "@NaomiWWE: It's going down pic.twitter.com/EvuKK52goh"
After I saw how adept you were at dodging maniacally-hurled folding chairs, @TrueKofi, it was kismet!
That reminds me...I'll be setting up a booth where you can do just that when I'm at #SDCC. “@NoelleFoley: I want to motorboat Big E!”
Just watched @ActionBronson leisurely use a Port-A-Potty during the middle of a set in Ottawa & not miss a beat. A true pro.
I like to think you made this in between demoing thighmasters & time machines. "@KatieLinendoll: my fav superstars katielinendoll.com/wweemoji"
My first earthquake was like rocking back & forth in the arms of a compliant street woman. #Soothing #WWETokyo
Honored to shake the hand of Takayama tonight. #WWETokyo
Picking up this circa '99 @IAmJericho figure at a Tokyo shop has helped me get over his "What does E stand for?" bit. pic.twitter.com/uJRo9E6SNx
My dude is killing it with those Buccaneers creamsicle @zubaz. pic.twitter.com/Knc8vHofyB
Yo, @TrueKofi. Your bro handshake game is strong. #RAW #DillonYouSonOfA...
Finally got a chance to see the @RonFunches #TheHalfHour. Hilarious from start to finish. Spit my water out on the identical twins bit.
"No telling what I might do for the red, white, and the blue." -@erickarcelliott #MITB
Last tweet wasn't a joke. @TonyLuftman has the greatest collection of sports stories that he was personally involved in I've ever heard.