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Epsilon
wwewrestling 329,012 followers
When I die, may my taxidermied body be used to fulfill HOV lane requirements across America.
Preview of #WweAppTheater tonight during smackdown featuring @TrueKofi @WWEBigE and Me! Don't miss it!! pic.twitter.com/27npX3DdJl
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I asked this lovely couple if it'd be cool if I bumped some @TheRealSpice1 at the wedding. No dice. #WWEKualaLumpur pic.twitter.com/JCrINVXLxq
His expression quickly changed when I explained that they don't produce milk. #WWEKualaLumpur pic.twitter.com/mNtCfBXOz0
As a man who enjoys watching couples "get it in," I got eyes on #SmackDown15's ode to couples. wwe.me/CwYWM pic.twitter.com/ryfOnmwhBU
Flee. "@ZOMBIEJuicee: with the homie Big E 💀💀Instagram.com/p/t1VaCFFCxc/gYA”
Were you a baby during Prohibition!?!? "@mslayel: #tbt Baby Me #lol #laylaselfie 💋pic.twitter.com/072FH80TiTT”
Finally playing @InjusticeGame thanks to the good brethren at @NetherRealm. pic.twitter.com/1FsqP274ZH
Please support a great cause, @ConnorsCure, and bid on one of my signed @WWEShop shirts. bit.ly/XCqMkq
Yo, @TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD & I are excited to grace your TVs soon after wrapping our PSA campaign entitled "If We Can Swim, So Can You!"
You should've just asked. I would've saved you the trouble. "@ZOMBIEJuicee: made meech hit with a chair to see how much it would hurt”
"Product of a Broken Home." Co-starring @WWEAJLee & @CelesteBonin. instagram.com/p/tGGIC6ioAe/
Then why have I spent all this time looking for Farrakhan impersonators? "@XavierWoodsPhD: Ive never been a part of a "new nation @TrueKofi”
Hip hop heads, the hombre @emiliosparks has a wrestling-themed EP, Forever Madness, on the way. Peep the trailer. youtu.be/C4RctipPshY
#WWESuperCard has a People's Champion Challenge. Greatest decision of my young life.
Found this at @GameUnderground. The last time I played FFNY, it was acceptable to wear a throwback jersey in public. pic.twitter.com/HWvtV2taAi
Learning British customs. The old "hide the scone." "@RealPaigeWWE: This is how @WWEBigE and I says hello. pic.twitter.com/ezjwZ7mvZu”
Me, in 15 years. Toothless, pantsless, but surprisingly friendly. #wwespringfield pic.twitter.com/d5fXHXPusf
My tag line would have been "Sports: Helping Brothers Get Their Swirl On" but it's whatever. pic.twitter.com/D17AdytcWi
Wait...Are we not calling them "outfits" anymore? "@KiddWWE: A true pro always brings their gear....."
.@TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD & I tryna make that side money. Hit us up for all your bar/bat mitzvah needs. Quinceaneras available soon.
Thanks for bearing w the absence of @TrueKofi, @XavierWoodsPhD, and I the last 3 RAWs as we shoot Madea Loses Her Tax Refund in a Dice Game.
.@KatieLinendoll Aww, shucks! If your fandom was measured in dollars, I would take that loot & buy a Vespa. Use it to go grocery shopping.
Yo, @itsBayleyWWE, you can't tell me this @RonFunches pic doesn't seal the deal. I'll gladly officiate the wedding. pic.twitter.com/9jve5QnIq3
Planning a daycare called "Hot Young Care" with @HotYoungBriley. pic.twitter.com/8gbABMSTQu
Eagerly awaiting this @wwehornswoggle vs @funnybrad 1-on-1 basketball game a week after Summerslam. Details to come.
Can't wait until @WWEMusic releases chopped & screwed versions of the Divas' themes. First up: AJ's "Let's Light It Up" (obviously).
Big ups to @FlatbushZombies & @Wale for working on music for us. Almost.
Yo! My hitter, @CelesteBonin, sent over that @CelestialBodiez gear. Be like Pone E. Langston & support the line! pic.twitter.com/ii0TBLidlD
Beat the brakes off of her. Tapdance on her forehead. Give her a two piece. No biscuit. "@NaomiWWE: It's going down pic.twitter.com/EvuKK52goh"
After I saw how adept you were at dodging maniacally-hurled folding chairs, @TrueKofi, it was kismet!
That reminds me...I'll be setting up a booth where you can do just that when I'm at #SDCC. “@NoelleFoley: I want to motorboat Big E!”
Just watched @ActionBronson leisurely use a Port-A-Potty during the middle of a set in Ottawa & not miss a beat. A true pro.
I like to think you made this in between demoing thighmasters & time machines. "@KatieLinendoll: my fav superstars katielinendoll.com/wweemoji"
My first earthquake was like rocking back & forth in the arms of a compliant street woman. #Soothing #WWETokyo
Honored to shake the hand of Takayama tonight. #WWETokyo
Picking up this circa '99 @IAmJericho figure at a Tokyo shop has helped me get over his "What does E stand for?" bit. pic.twitter.com/uJRo9E6SNx
My dude is killing it with those Buccaneers creamsicle @zubaz. pic.twitter.com/Knc8vHofyB
Yo, @TrueKofi. Your bro handshake game is strong. #RAW #DillonYouSonOfA...
Finally got a chance to see the @RonFunches #TheHalfHour. Hilarious from start to finish. Spit my water out on the identical twins bit.
"No telling what I might do for the red, white, and the blue." -@erickarcelliott #MITB
Last tweet wasn't a joke. @TonyLuftman has the greatest collection of sports stories that he was personally involved in I've ever heard.
Happy Birthday to my broham, @TonyLuftman. Fun fact: In '96, he went to @DunkinDonuts w Tim Duncan to try to get him free donuts. He failed.