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dave clarke
black people should get extra discounts on black friday
My world art teachers lecturing about a guy named Black Hawk. She keeps saying it. I can't breathe #imachild
wait cant the bearded lady in american horror story just shave? am i missing something #ahs
wrote a screenplay about a man-eating chihuahua for class tho. oscars in my future cuh
just bought a peppermint car freshener to get the blunt stank out of my car. now it just smells like peppermint blunt stank 😅🔫
marvel agents of shield>> agent coulson is that dude
best line of the movie #monkeyshines
i think i like tpain without the sparkly top hat youtu.be/wOiWhzj_Sqo?t=… #sway
my film teacher's pants suit game is on Hillary Clinton
chicken nuggets are healthy
dressed like liz lemon. the sweater flannel combo is tough
niggas are such niggas sometimes
watching a super long bbc film doc in class... these voice overs by middle aged British actors are literally draining my life force
with @aedbomfck in the studio doing hip hop type things
having a real life dilemma. im not sure if i should keep messing around with fruity loops or just vegetate and watch sneakers on netflix
hey. you there. you should listen to this beat and then buy me haagen dazs or something. soundcloud.com/davespitsfunny…
okay im sorry i realise that was insensitive. i wouldnt want to offend any of my bald albino followers with telekinetic powers. #urbeautiful
#np powder.. and its a fucking weird movie. its about a hairless albino psychic..
dont b like that bruv
i should tweet more bruv. also im saying bruv now. its my new thing.
sleep is for assholes
this is literally the only reason I use fruity loops
just left an art gallery near my school. i believe this piece was called "nigga on a hor... ift.tt/1q84vHS pic.twitter.com/bprIeeff09
just left an art gallery near my school. i believe this piece was called "nigga on a horse". idk I might be making that up #art #MakesMeEmotional
checking some footage I shot at the haight street fair tho