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dave clarke
proof that my whip game has always been proper #blessed
That horn is ridiculousy small
i guess the GoT premiere was last night. i woulda gone if id known and was important enough to get invited. #GoTPremiereSF #mustbeinthemail
i had to write a james bond intro for class. my james bond was played by kenan thompson. it could happen he has the range
sketch for class today. clearly ive found my calling
got this punching bag thing on craigslist. got a discount.. apparently the last owner stab…
got this punching bag thing on craigslist. got a discount.. apparently the last owner stabbed it a few times. seemed like a nice guy tho
jesus wishes he was tom brady
I don't trust anybody who can't sing Fireworks verbatim.......
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fuuuuck its missy elliot
ahhh is this bitch on a robot tiger
I pray to Tom Brady every night before I go to bed
boyhood makes white people look bad
these niggas are jealous of my wool socks
yeah sure I'll see if it's in there
black people should get extra discounts on black friday
My world art teachers lecturing about a guy named Black Hawk. She keeps saying it. I can't breathe #imachild
wait cant the bearded lady in american horror story just shave? am i missing something #ahs
wrote a screenplay about a man-eating chihuahua for class tho. oscars in my future cuh
just bought a peppermint car freshener to get the blunt stank out of my car. now it just smells like peppermint blunt stank 😅🔫
marvel agents of shield>> agent coulson is that dude
best line of the movie #monkeyshines
i think i like tpain without the sparkly top hat… #sway
my film teacher's pants suit game is on Hillary Clinton
chicken nuggets are healthy
dressed like liz lemon. the sweater flannel combo is tough
niggas are such niggas sometimes

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