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Why? People judge the fuck out of a person just because he/she is not a virgin anymore.
I'd be down to cuddle right now
isang subj lang ako tmr sigh
There's two types of people in the world pic.twitter.com/KsCLyG4XuQ
Grab her booty 🙌
Kiss her forehead ☺️
Call her beautiful 💁.
pizza w lots of mozarella
If I text you all day then you must be doing something right.
BONSO! BAGO KA MAG PA BEBEH ONAHIN MO MONA ANG PAGAARAL MO!
Sperm1: pagod nako!
mamatay na yata ako, malayo pa ba tayo sa ovary?
Sperm2:Oo naman! malayo pa tayo, kakadaan pa lang natin sa tonsil eh.
“I don’t think this generation will ever understand the language of love letters.”
Be real with me, I respect honesty.
unexpected calls are the cutest
I am honest, I'm showing you how much I hate you. Atleast I'm not pretending that I'm organizing the 1989 WTPH.
“Unexpected messages are the best.”
Stop Cyberbullying. Please. Hindi biro ang pakiramdam ng nabubully.
magbabasa ako ng lesson later swear 😹
mag tetrending nanaman nyan ung pic eh, wag ganom hahahahaha
Insecurity is a disease. So, get well soon, bitch. 💁
PATI BANGS KO PINAGTITRIPAN MP @RnzLsng
Parents, problems, friends, fakes, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness; It's life.
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
PURO KA RELATIONSHIP GOALS, YUNG ASSIGNMENT MO TAPOS NA BA?
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE EMMA WATSON AS BELLE 😍😍pic.twitter.com/iDJ23cqJ29
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
Gusto ko sb tsaka donut 😩😭
Pizzaaaaaaaaaa, Doooooooonuts, Friessssssssss, Burgeeeeeer!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I don't want to see you with anyone else
Who needs love when there's the all-meat pizza?
KATANGAHAN amputa hahahahahaha
Ako: lumindol daw?
Siya: Oo. Di mo naramdaman? Sabagay... manhid ka naman.
Bkit daw puro rainbow ung DP sa facebook. "Wla lang yn! 100 yrs na kasi ang NIPS."
Kaya pala puro rainbow, kasi anniversary ng nips. ge
"Bakit rainbow filter ng dp nila sa facebook?"
"Anniversary daw kasi ng nips"
100 yrs daw kasi ng nips ang putaaa!!! :))
lol @ the reason why NIPS trend