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Beavis And Butthead
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I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
Why does toilet paper even need a commercial? Who is not buying TP for your bunghole?
If ugliness was measured in bricks you would be the great wall of china
Bungholes why do you cry on the last day of school. The right time to cry is the first day of school.
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When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon
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You lost your phone and it's on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.
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The longer you look at a selfie of yourself the uglier it gets.
I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world.
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I swear girls sit in their towels for 6 months after showering.
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
Bacon and titties - nature's antidepressants.
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Vegans live on average 15 years longer than meat eaters....... because they're never invited to anything fun or dangerous.
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My douchebag bodybuilder brother just asked me "do you even lift bro?". Yes, bacon to my lips and my middle finger to the air, now fuck off!
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I don't see what the problem is, I always sleep naked. It's way more comfortable. This stewardess needs to get the fuck out of my business!
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Pretty sure this girl just gave me her second fake orgasm of the night. Fortunately I gave her a fake name and a fake number so we're even.
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