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Beavis And Butthead
comedy laughing business 130,951 followers
Justin Bieber told police in Miami heconsumed alcohol,marijuana,drugs. Or what Toronto mayor Rob Ford calls, a "light Canadian snack."
A message from the U.S. Government regarding the Ice Bucket Challenge. pic.twitter.com/ygXRt1Pmp1
Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Girl you're in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato.
I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car today... Me: Hey, You need help with that Plasma? He : Fuck off Asshole, its an iPad!
If you’re not following @TownOfComa then you don’t know what you’re missing out on! Better than #MargaritaVille haha
#AskChevron Hey Bunghole @Chevron, How does it feel waking up in the morning know you destroyed an entire Rainforest?
Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe.
Hey Bunghole you don't have to like me... I'm not a Facebook status.
Why is so hard trying to plug in your charger in the dark?
Video games don't make kids violent, lag does.
If @1O1ODDeric can make me laugh, I’m sure he can do the same for you! #WorthTheFollow
Shout out to all the people with hearing aids.
When you are about to sneeze run to the mirror and look at your face you make.
Follow @bscottmcfadden ! Hilariously brilliant comic!!!
Hey Bunghole you never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until you get a cold
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wi-fi
YES #xfactorau, Comedian @JCMelbourneBoy (FOLLOW HIM) needs his own show - STAT. Love him in youtube.com/watch?v=qAo-QD… #dontyousaythings LOL
You're about as useful as a red light in Grand Theft Auto.
Work servers are down which means I'm done with work for the day! A Ric Flair "wooooo" just happened.
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I just want to take you out and show you off.
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