In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. Good night, all.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea of Obamacare was a gas, and the snooty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Re Obamacare: The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that the Obamacare proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
Pathologists:"Over my dead body!" Pediatricians: "Oh, grow up!" Psychiatrists: whole idea is madness, Radiologists can see right through it.
"Meanwhile, Obstetricians are certain everyone's laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists consider the idea shortsighted."
Re: Obamacare, "gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve."
"American Medical Assoc. has weighed in on Obamacare. Allergists in favor of scratching it; Dermatologists advised no rash moves."
Is there anyone cuter than Bruno Mars?
Fall 2013 tree giveaway season continues, 4,150 trees given away, another 850 to go! Three Giveaways in areas affected by Super Storm Sandy.
The application for the $10K Dr. Wangari Maathai Award for Civic Participation in Sustainability is now open: bit.ly/HLMIlp
Now that's PROGRESS! Insurers have to cover care for mental illness; maybe this will reduce incidence of gun violence..worth a try!
Lady Gaga is set to be the first singer to perform in space AND she's bringing hair and make-up. I think I need new representation!
A Mediterranean diet will help women live longer. HELLO chickpeas!!
Still time to enter @NYRP
’s FB contest: win dinner at my beloved @NewLeafNYC on.fb.me/HwPX0y
Tomorrow County Council of Kauai has one last chance to hear testimony against the multi-national chemical companies spraying pesticides...
Toronto mayor Rob Ford admits to smoking crack - shocking since most crack-heads I know are thin. And sallow. i.huffpost.com/gen/1154379/th…
I read that marijuana has antioxidants & anti-aging properties, but I don't remember where I read it. Boy, those donuts look good.
Tree giveaways are almost over for the season. Pick up your #FreeTree
otherwise you’ll have to wait for spring. bit.ly/131y6GV
Congratulations to Mr. Bill De Blasio, on his election as Mayor of the greatest city in the world, New York!
The mayor of Toronto admitted he smoked crack and thinks he should stay mayor. Who does he think he is, Anthony Weiner?
Everyone knows when you hold a press conference for smoking crack you ALWAYS wear a tie with the logo of a NFL team with a racist name.
: Fine, Rand Paul Will Stop Plagiarizing, Ugh nym.ag/1cNlAwL
Well, the new voting machines are ridiculous. Annoying and inefficient. Wonder who got the contract and how much the city got stuck for...
The Big Easy, @KatieCouric!
Who doesnt love a good contest? Esp one that incl free dinner at one of the best NYC restaurants (@ZagatNYC
says so) on.fb.me/HwPX0y
Let me get this straight: @randpaul
plagiarizes but those who call attention to it are "hackers and haters"? That's hilarious! #imadolt
New book @CNBC
's Chris Matthews "Tip and the Gipper", subtitled When Politics Worked. Perfect timing, maybe Congress'll read it and wake up.
Don't forget to vote tomorrow! It's not just a right, it's a DUTY!
I am really impressed! Pamela Anderson completes NYC marathon, tweets aftermath photo latimes.com/entertainment/…
completed the @ingnycmarathon
in 5 hours 41 minutes. Her breasts finished in 4 hours 39 minutes. Still, good for her!!
A Close call with mortality
A Close call with mortality say.ly/wKp78su
caught sneaking out brothel under a sheet. That's where you spend time INSIDE the brothel, no? pagesix.com/2013/11/02/jus…
finishers. I did 2 marathons this weekend - the eating marathon, followed by the complaining about eating marathon.
Douglas Little, who designs our event, with me and two knuckleheads we picked up @NYRP's Hulaween...
Douglas Little, who designs our event, with me and two knuckleheads we picked up @NYRP
's Hulaween... say.ly/gJj78mb
Shoe on other foot dept?
Phone hacking jury told Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson had six-year affair gu.com/p/3k2hv/tw
Great marathon here in NYC, Kenyan winners go 26 miles in 2 hours and change; absolutely astonishing and thrilling....
This was a happy time. say.ly/Glh77ds
This was a happy time.
What a fantastic night! Harry Connick Jr. rocked the house; costumes were outrageous, it just keeps getting better! Thanks one and all!
Harry can move it
When the saints go marching in...and I was there! pic.twitter.com/kN0zEMcaLs
Hulaween @NYRP @WaldorfNYC
Rest up, climb into your drag, light a voodoo candle or two to the Gods of Giving and let the GOOD TIMES ROLL!
BTW, we have the Mardi Gras Indians coming tonight for a genuine second line, courtesy of Dave Barger and @JetBlue
! THANK YOU!!