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Bernard Chan
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yet another day of school
@FunnyQuotees: When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again, When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake.” me all the time
Money can buy me happiness, it's called food.
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incredibly stressed for no reason at all
To find hakuna matata, you must look beyond what you see. –Rafiki (The Lion King 1½)
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@FunnyQuotees: I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird”
Blanket on: Too hot. Blanket off: Too cold. 1 leg out: Perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall.
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I found another best friend (:
@tbhprobabIynot: If u don’t get a little gay with ur best friends u’re not close enough” @chawnsterr first kiss eh
People who prefer Twitter over Facebook tend to have a higher IQ but are also more likely to suffer from insomnia.
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RETWEET if you miss someone right now ❤
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Intelligent people are more likely to avoid conflict which explains why some people notice everything but choose to say nothing.
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"Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first." - Good Will Hunting
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When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. –Dory (Finding Nemo)
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I'm Malaysian, not Malay. So hard to explain this to S'poreans. #malaysianproblems
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@TheFactsBook: People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest” @bzzbzzbzzbzz another one hahahaah
thankful for the friends in my life
The most important thing is family. –Walt Disney
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If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
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@TheLifeDiaries: I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.” @bzzbzzbzzbzz
When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.
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My one true love. I'll find him someday. He's out there. I just know it. –Minnie Mouse
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@TheFunnySayings: My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell.” omg so true
Infatuation is finding somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize they aren’t and it doesn’t matter.
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