Just saw a commercial that said "everyone's fav part of a brownie is the crusty edgy" ..what is this??? FALSE I prefer the moist center
Every time I get pulled over i have like a check list of things I try to say "yes sir officer how's your day I'm a straight A student btw"
Snoop Dogg is for the kids
Watch out for people who say "well you shouldn't have broken the law" when you get any type of traffic ticket
Ha just got a ticket for my windows being too tinted .....k
The trump chalk in the south oval makes me happy
The National Border Patrol Council (NBPC) said that our open border is the biggest physical & economic threat facing the American people!
For the 1st time in American history, America’s 16,500 border patrol agents have issue a presidential primary endorsement—me! Thank you.
Continuously ignoring someone is the equivalent to blowing up someone's phone it's just the passive aggressive version
Is Kim K mad that Amber Rose made muvamojis
Omg the real Orange County is on hahaha I love this movie
Sorority girls will make shirts for literally any event. Martha took her birth control? I'm thinking spirit jerseys
I never know what to say when people are like "omg Berkly you're so tan" ... Is that a compliment or...im just like "yeah I am"
*cries in princess* i need these
RT ~ Oklahoma
Fav ~ Villanova
Bernie sanders has lived off the government his whole life, why would you want a dude who knows nothing about creating jobs as president
I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her friend Carrie but Carrie was laying right next to me. Smh
"Screw school" i say as i do all my homework and aim for all As
Leave it to Complex Mag to purposefully post a misleading Vine on Trump when he's talking about ILLEGAL abortions twitter.com/ComplexMag/sta…
When naturally skinny girls try to pretend they workout
Just to show you how unfair Republican primary politics can be, I won the State of Louisiana and get less delegates than Cruz-Lawsuit coming
A detainee released from Gitmo has killed an American. When will our so-called "leaders" ever learn!
Lyin'Ted Cruz is weak & losing big, so now he wants to debate again. But, according to Drudge,Time and on-line polls, I have won all debates
Lyin' Ted, I have already beaten you in all debates, and am way ahead of you in votes and delegates. You should focus on jobs & illegal imm!
Be fair, was asked if it was ILLEGAL should there be punishment. Shouldn't there be consequences for breaking laws? twitter.com/jaketapper/sta…
"Find you a man who can do both" twitter.com/throw_son_mo/s…
Final #'s just announced in the GREAT State of MO. TRUMP WINS! New certified #'s show a 365 vote increase for me- @ least 12 more delegates!
Ted Cruz & Heidi are freakishly similar to Hillary Clinton & Bill.
BOTH ARE LYING POLS LOOKING FOR POWER/MONEY!
It's time for real change
Victory press conference was over.
Why is she allowed to grab me and shout questions? Can I press charges?
I love when teen moms block me on social media it gives me the same rush as eating a donut
Why is this reporter touching me as I leave news conference? What is in her hand??
This constitutes a criminal charge of 'battery'?
How utterly pathetic. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
I want to be like that "real life Barbie" chick who says she lives off cosmic rays and energy lmao
Why can't we be like plants and get energy and food from the sun and not have to worry about being fat
Can someone please tell me who the half naked liberal is
How do I deactivate my account I'm serious lmao
Wait who are you??😂 I literally don't know youtwitter.com/dipswerve/stat…
There are no mistakes in life, just lessons...
I love Dallas. Best city in the world.
it's been a minute since I've seen a good Twitter fight 😝
Trying to make a joke that doesn't offend anyone in 2016
Just realized rabbits don't even lay eggs....so what's the significance of eggs on Easter ???
Stop wearing club dresses covered with cardigans to church.
Another radical Islamic attack, this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children. At least 67 dead,400 injured. I alone can solve