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Christian Bering
Can't wait to replace this stack of plastic cards with apps or something even smarter. pic.twitter.com/F3di30pjMy
Dear incumbents, fun times, eh? Apple reportedly has a TV service. Google has driverless cars. Facebook wants to provide n/w connectivity.
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New @LinkedIn blog post on implementing the Enterprise Architecture vision using collaboration linkedin.com/pulse/implemen… #entarch
I love living in the future - slap a quick blog entry together and upload for a 5$ spelling/grammar review online.
10/And what near-future sci-fi used to be - Neuromancer, Snow Crash, etc. - is now just called "real stuff happening in the news".
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6/Far-future sci-fi was always about how technology changes a ton but humanity stays the same. Now we know that just doesn't happen.
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Instruktør Christina Rosendahl i Hvalsø Bio "Når kunstnere mødes, taler de kun om penge. Når finansfolk mødes taler de kun om kunst" :-)
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Remember when we had cell phones with SIM cards. #SaysFutureMe
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McLaren context. Brazil 2009 was weather-related aberration. Monaco '83 was tyre-related aberration. This is worst McLaren-engine combo ever
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"Car, take me..." He considered. It wasn't home, anymore. "Where I ought to be." He never spoke of that journey, but came back a better man.
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Thanks for all the love! NewsBlur wouldn't be a success without everybody telling their friends about it. Word of mouth is killer.
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The rumor that I'm building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue
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RUMORS ABOUND THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN IS DEAD AF. HOWEVER, HIP HOP CANNOT DIE, BECAUSE WU-TANG IS FOREVER. THEREFORE, WU > PUTIN. #QED.
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Deltag i AEA Danmarks medlemsarrangement om IT-ledelse og #EntArch Du kan læse mere her ow.ly/Kdl5Z #CIO #DKBiz #DKCIO
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Denmark next? RT @MaxCRoser: Spending on food at home vs food away in the US, 1869-2013 via @Mark_J_Perry bit.ly/188RmHr
Omvendt Jackass på DR3 lige nu #tarmendr3
Amazon emails: you bought a book, we sent the book, the book is on its way, we delivered the book, we are watching you read the book
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This driverless Mercedes cruising around SF blowing everyone's mind pic.twitter.com/W3fcySgknz
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@pmarca "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three reqs for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."-G.Flaubert
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I love the competition in the online storage space. Just as my @Dropbox bonus space is expiring, @onedrive steps up. pic.twitter.com/eUh9UVKOo1
When you say you’re “2 legit 2 quit,” I hear, “I’m too invested in the dominant paradigm to integrate new information into my worldview.”
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SMS is pretty much dead - just automated messages these days. pic.twitter.com/69piIrMF0K
There are two kinds of journalists: those who think they're smarter than their readers, and those who realize they may well be dumber.
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Nooooooooo! "@version2dk: EU holder roaming-afgifterne i live flere år endnu version2.dk/artikel/eu-hol…
Gave a tour to 14yo boys & showed them how to skywrite with a drone. Checked mission logs and sure enuf: penis pic.twitter.com/deLwZIjWtx
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Imagine how different email could be if we replaced To, cc, bcc (from carbon copy era) with "response needed" "response requested" and "fyi"
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Gotta go, my ride is here.
For the first time, @Accenture survey shows that women asked for promotions at the same rates as men: bit.ly/1aIkcQC #NoCeilings
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The only thing you want to do after 6 hours of skiing, is to stand on a table in skiboots and dance to Eurodance music.
The growing realization that one needs processes to work is a painfully evident part of aging.
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According to the black box in my car, installed by my insurance company, my car is idle 96% of the time. pic.twitter.com/t4DHj5VEDQ
Vi har brug for flere gode kræfter til arbejdet med it-arkitektur. Se opslag her: bit.ly/1zLEzRt #job #digst
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Danes celebrate jihadist massacre by singing song about the end of religion, inter alia. Sometimes your faith in Europe is restored a bit.
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Share of world poverty has halved in last 20 years. 66% in US think it "almost doubled"!! (bit.ly/1AgpaiF) pic.twitter.com/1RaJbd7qk0
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Jeg er sgu ikke bange. Og jeg kunne godt tænke mig folk holdt op med at sige jeg var.
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Remember people: it's only terrorism if you let them terrorize you. See you later on the streets of Copenhagen. #cphshooting
Godmorgen København. Havde ikke planlagt det, men får en pludselig trang til at drikke kaffe og gå strøgtur i City #fuckfrygt
Too close for comfort - cyklede rundt tæt på Krystalgade for 1 time siden. Regner med at jeg vågner op til roligt KBH i morgen #cphshooting
Had ikke islam, men ekstremisme! Du hader jo heller ikke hele posen med Matadormix, fordi du ikke kan lide vingummierne #cphshooting
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I have noise-cancelling headphones for the plane trips. Now I need voice-cancelling headphones for the open -office workday.
Guys, I've made a major life decision. I have decided to name my Roomba. Please address him as Mr. Roboto from now on. Domo arigato.
Productivity tip: Become being of pure knowledge, unhindered by hunger or fatigue, indifferent to human companionship.
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Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.
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You have a long way to go yet, automatic YouTube-subtitle-translation-robot. pic.twitter.com/x8jF1yTY3a
CPH --> NBO booked. (!)