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Christian Bering
Vi har brug for flere gode kræfter til arbejdet med it-arkitektur. Se opslag her: bit.ly/1zLEzRt #job #digst
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Danes celebrate jihadist massacre by singing song about the end of religion, inter alia. Sometimes your faith in Europe is restored a bit.
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Share of world poverty has halved in last 20 years. 66% in US think it "almost doubled"!! (bit.ly/1AgpaiF) pic.twitter.com/1RaJbd7qk0
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Jeg er sgu ikke bange. Og jeg kunne godt tænke mig folk holdt op med at sige jeg var.
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Remember people: it's only terrorism if you let them terrorize you. See you later on the streets of Copenhagen. #cphshooting
Godmorgen København. Havde ikke planlagt det, men får en pludselig trang til at drikke kaffe og gå strøgtur i City #fuckfrygt
Too close for comfort - cyklede rundt tæt på Krystalgade for 1 time siden. Regner med at jeg vågner op til roligt KBH i morgen #cphshooting
Had ikke islam, men ekstremisme! Du hader jo heller ikke hele posen med Matadormix, fordi du ikke kan lide vingummierne #cphshooting
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I have noise-cancelling headphones for the plane trips. Now I need voice-cancelling headphones for the open -office workday.
Guys, I've made a major life decision. I have decided to name my Roomba. Please address him as Mr. Roboto from now on. Domo arigato.
Productivity tip: Become being of pure knowledge, unhindered by hunger or fatigue, indifferent to human companionship.
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Well son, when you were a baby the internet and your mom's yoga teacher told us that vaccines were bad. Anyway sorry your legs don't work.
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You have a long way to go yet, automatic YouTube-subtitle-translation-robot. pic.twitter.com/x8jF1yTY3a
CPH --> NBO booked. (!)
LOL Kickstarter "@mims: .@Pogue absolutely destroys the Pono player in a blind listening test. yahoo.com/tech/it-was-on…
no, no-- i'm pro-life only until the baby is born. after that the baby must exist in a hellworld of preventable disease and gun violence
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Low quality Superbowl commercials this year, expect for this one: bit.ly/1HMgowr (although using JFK is almost cheating).
Lars Hansen svinede mig i 15 min. Herefter blev han reflekterende. Efter 1 time kom det frem: han er pissebange. pic.twitter.com/qJsxRo24xr
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Det lader til at @SAS og @Fly_Norwegian bliver de bedst at flyve med i 2015 (fra @borsendk torsdag) pic.twitter.com/0hjSvp8xu2
Kanye and Drake have a new song that references Snapchat, a 3 year old startup. Box is 10 years old, and yet no raps about enterprise files.
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.@pedrsn @SkyMall may be dead, but the Skyrest lives on: bit.ly/1EuvILr
So I actually bought one... Now I just need a flight to try it out. #skyrest #skymall pic.twitter.com/xZflvwsQHw
Recently read somewhere that value of Apple Store gift cards is greater than all Bitcoins in the world. Now I can’t find the article. Help?
Apple made more profit last quarter than Amazon has made in its entire history: bit.ly/1Lh9GxI
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Missed the harbor bus by one minute, so now I have to take the land bus like a peasant #copenhagenluxuryproblems
Til alle jer der hele tiden glemmer at checke ud på #rejsekort : glemmer I også at låse bilen, lyne bukserne og slukke ovnen? #fatterdetikke
"Don't bother paying guy in flip-flops for transcendental meditation lessons: install Euro Truck Simulator 2 instead" bit.ly/1GS9uoN
Uber about to find out what happens when free-wheeling West Coast libertarianism meets Nordic social democracy qz.com/332146 (@qz)
Rebooting computers is something best left for the weekend.
Some day we will watch a live stream of a police drone chasing a drug smuggling drone, shot from a news drone, and that day will be awesome.
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BREAKING: Embarrassment as US and ISIS tributes to King Abdullah almost identical bit.ly/15jn8Ql
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You can go to meetings, be on top of email, or do work. Pick two.
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In most British announcement ever, The Economist's chairman Rupert Pennant-Rea says Zanny Minton Beddoes is replacing John Micklethwait
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Skal til foredrag med @DanJoergensen om fremtidens mad kl. 18. Løb tør for tid til aftensmad, så tog tre babybites fra 7/11 på vejen #doh
Things I'd like to have happen in my home: Me: Warm it up Nest Nest: I'm about to Me: Warm it up Nest Nest: That's what I was made to do
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The meth drones are here. @UTcops Aerial drone carrying meth falls near border utsd.us/1E413EC pic.twitter.com/R9mMYzjfB3
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Why doesn't anyone have a service for reviewing Twitter accounts like movies, TV and books? Algorithms be damned, I need a rating system!
Hej #dkpol. Vedrørende virksomheders skatteforhold i Danmark: Don't hate the player, hate the game! I kan ændre det.
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The Danish West Coast never disappoints.
Wrong footwear for a spontaneous trip to the West Coast.
Amazon takes one day to hand over a package to @OffPostDanmark. From there it takes the package 6 days to arrive with me #wtf
Paige Fitzgerald hints Google/Waze may be exploring ridesharing app/payment solutions to reduce vehicles needed for commuting. #txtransforum
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IBM is releasing an all new mainframe after $1B in R&D. Early reports, however, suggest that teens aren't adopting, so it might not matter.
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Enterprise architects and data architects will be able to “name their price” in 2015 says David Foote #entarch news.dice.com/2014/12/24/tec…
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The network is down at our apartment, and now I can't turn off my lights. The Internet of things is no fun without fast internet.
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Value of property in London's two most expensive boroughs (Kensington & Chelsea and Westminster) now worth more than GDP of Denmark -Savills
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.#CharlieHebdo's response to death threats: "Love is stronger than hate." Let us remember its call to action. pic.twitter.com/uv1OHe14UZ
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