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Mark Woodland
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist Sometimes you just want to say thank you #TDThanksYou
I liked a @YouTube video Sometimes you just want to say thank you #TDThanksYou
Mistook a piece of string for a spider today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'.
@MarkAWoodland pls RT: Got an idea using technology to create social impact? We’re offering $500k to make it happen #googleimpactchallenge
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No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
Ich habe ein Video zu einer @YouTube-Playlist hinzugefügt: To The Moon
Видео "Rubik's Cube: A question, waiting to be answered" ( на @YouTube добавлено в
I added a video to a @YouTube playlist Google Chrome: Dear Sophie
4yo: When you're 9, you can drive Me: Pretty sure you have to be older 4yo: Some people can drive at 9 Me: A little older 4yo: Ya, it's 9
You can either have excuses or you can have results. But you cannot have both.
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Hey banks, enough with the "Thank you for banking with us". We only have 3 options and you're all terrible.
Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it.
I liked a @YouTube video from @HuskyStarcraft Parting vs soO - PvZ - Frost - StarCraft 2
I wish people's voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
Don't like social media and what they do...don't use it. @theprojecttv
Having trouble focusing tonight because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip in the city today.
Haven't been able to tweet much recently. Need to cut back on real life.
Finally no more hipsters. “@peterjblack: "Hipster style: is this the end, basically?"
Had an extra four seconds today so I learned how to play the bongos.
Australians always willing to make contribution if they know funds not wasted. Well done! #Budget2014 #auspol
Direct financial assistance for all students studying diploma and sub‑bachelor degree courses = VET #Budget2014
Get excited. Budget time. Bring it on.
Anyone else excited to watch the #Budget2014 tonight? Or am I getting old.
You want to see people become activists? Cancel a TV show they like.
*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*
We should all be as confident as my tiny chihuahua, always-shaking and not afraid to bark at things 50 times her size
"For HBO, it's all about making 'good shit'"…
Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
It's weird when I'm sitting on the couch and Booger walks by and looks at me but keeps walking cause she's living her own life.
I need to stop comparing myself with others, always feel like I am coming up with less. #newleaf…
It's National Pretzel Day! Here's where you can get free pretzels
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Ate salad for breakfast! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza
Tahlea: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." Mark: " is a grenade"