"Hey can I borrow your homework?"
"yeah, just change it a little so they can't tell you copied"
Me: I hate my job
*realises it's payday soon*
Theresa May's Facebook Live interview is going well
My mates wouldn't even get me a pint twitter.com/waldomahdawi/s…
I've had a bigger bump after a chicken korma and naan bread twitter.com/miss_delahoyde…
Melissa when she found out Avril Lavigne died vine.co/v/ejAD51nvDnd
Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they say "fork and knife" instead of "knife and fork" twitter.com/1td/status/857…
New merch released at 🔗anthonyjoshua.com
To celebrate I'm giving away a signed UA T-shirt. RT for ur chance 2 win - 24hrs to enter!b
"you're wearing too much makeup"
me: yOuRE wEaRiNg tOo muCH mAkEuP
well what were they wearing? twitter.com/kxpcky/status/…
When you and ya girl arguing and you're both wrong so you start mocking each other
when you're about to walk through a group of guys so you pretend to be on the phone to lessen the chances of harassment
*item won't scan*
customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha
my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA!!haAhH
My morning was better than yours..
Someone fancy bringing me a boneless banquet sound
Best video I've ever seen
How to get a girl: effort
How to keep a girl: effort 😍W
Something found on Facebook actually worth sharing
cuz throwbacks are good for the soul
the new prince phillip 😂�hK
Season 5 of Orange is the New Black is wild
Nah fuck off I ain't having tha
Sounds like something a guy who shags crisps would say twitter.com/nme/status/859…
can y'all fix the fucking ice cream machine first before y'all start experimenting with this typa goofy ass shit twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
She liked a tweet shading her husband 😭�4J
Me whenever I Google my symptoms 😭A
Why did I find this so funny 😭twitter.com/jackmiddleton_…
Brilliant poster. Nice one Dave.
Work hard now so you can chill later
jeremy kyle: *sneezes*
guest: bless u
jeremy: exCUse me it's called the JereMy KylE show i'll decide when i GeT blEssed
Naive by the Kooks my life is complete
Twitter needs an "edit tweet" button so I don't have to delete my tweet and re-write it again
Her confidence grew every month this is why you gotta show her off twitter.com/buckatlist/sta…
Me and my new grand daughter
Corey Taylor don't shout in a microphone to be beaded into a nylon clutch bag and carried under the arms of a normie in a club in Newcastle
me hearing my own voice while i talk and realizing it's the most annoying ugly sound i've ever heard
Football isn't what it used to be...