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Ben Auriemma
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If you want to tell me something just text me, really not that difficult...
Can't complain #BRDC #mint @ Silverstone Race Circuit instagram.com/p/r0NRfsvnpO/
YO @Delta YOUR GATE AGENT FOR FLIGHT DL403 AT JFK GATE B22 IS BOMB YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A RAISE
How to look like an experienced traveler: Be sure to wear pajamas and bring a neck pillow on every flight
"He's not fat, he's just like, hyper-nourished" -@checkyessjulia
I think you just actually subtweeted yourself
She cut herself on a pretzel. Like a literal pretzel. pic.twitter.com/hriE67JDLh
People who show up 10 to 15 minutes early for everything should be the first ones to go when the earth gets overpopulated
@CommonWhiteGirI: This guy just won DM of the year award🏆�pic.twitter.com/Psot0CzeYbYb@BenAuriemmama I feel like you would do this
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Getting a quesadilla with double steak and quadruple cheese at Chipotle was one of the best decisions I've made in a long time
AM I COOL NOW THAT I HAVE A LOKAI BRACELET??
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You know someone is ghetto when they put this emoji at the end of every tweet💯
Not ashamed of how few likes my insta is gonna get because it's pretty fucking solid in my opinion