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not having a phone is slightly annoying
I can't handle this much cuteness.
There are 1,013,913 english words & I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep
the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
it's still 28.5 degrees in the boat😭
*Sits in my towel for 6 months after showering*
petition fer horry puttor emojiz
I always complain about not having enough sleep but when I have the chance to sleep I stay up watching series or rethinking my life
When you're having a good hair day
i wanna be a jellyfish and sting everyone who annoys me
*wears a dress*
them: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)
me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am
I've been in a bad mood since like 2010
*grows flowers on you cause you're dirt*
My future goals
Jay-Z doing anything remotely physical is hilarious 😂�xR
Save time and wash yourself & your clothes at the same time
ITS SOOOOO FLUFFFFFY 🐰�k5
He was everything 😂�Ya
it's "unsticking ur thighs from plastic chairs" season
I WISH LEGS SHAVED THEMSELVES
"not in the mood" applies to me almost all the time.
If you think ur having a bad day at least you didn't spill 54 ounces of skittles on the ground
swollen eyes are not the one
made my day 😂�04
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haven't checked my bank balance in so long I've forgotten the password for the app
i never know if i’m showing too much love and annoying them or not showing enough love and being a cold hearted bitch
Twitter is all fun & games until you receive this text
Me next to my hot friends
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
If you're having a bad day vine.co/v/O9EthpzguKL
ding dong your opinion is wrong
When someone doesn't understand your Harry Potter reference..
"what turns you on?"
if you think i hate you i probably do bye
avatar is the longest movie
that awkward moment between birth and death
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
my sleep schedule is so screwed up
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PAJAMAS.
I'm sorry I offended u when I called u a bitch
I honestly thought u knew