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It’s 2015 and we still can’t be told whether it’s just the password or username that’s incorrect
I can walk in on any Harry Potter film and know exactly which scene of which film it is within three seconds
only just got to the hotel, urm what?
i hate when people ruin a good pizza with vegetables.
when u repeat yourself so many times & trying to keep it together before u really slap that person
off to disney wooo @Emmaafowlerrr
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY DOG THAT IM LEAVING FOR COLLEGE
The forecast for Results Day:
Extreme stress and panic with a high chance of a mental break down
"I'm only buying one box so you all best agree on something or we leave the store right now and no one gets anything"
fun drinking game:
take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure ur healthy and hydrated
managed to persuade dad to detour to Disneyland on the way to spain, such kids @Emmaafowlerrr
only another 51 days till my upgrade
not having a phone is slightly annoying
I can't handle this much cuteness.
There are 1,013,913 english words & I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep
the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
it's still 28.5 degrees in the boat😭
*Sits in my towel for 6 months after showering*
petition fer horry puttor emojiz
I always complain about not having enough sleep but when I have the chance to sleep I stay up watching series or rethinking my life
When you're having a good hair day
i wanna be a jellyfish and sting everyone who annoys me
*wears a dress*
them: oooo who you lookin good for? ;)
me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am
I've been in a bad mood since like 2010
*grows flowers on you cause you're dirt*
My future goals
Jay-Z doing anything remotely physical is hilarious 😂�xR
Save time and wash yourself & your clothes at the same time
ITS SOOOOO FLUFFFFFY 🐰�k5
He was everything 😂�Ya
it's "unsticking ur thighs from plastic chairs" season
I WISH LEGS SHAVED THEMSELVES
"not in the mood" applies to me almost all the time.
If you think ur having a bad day at least you didn't spill 54 ounces of skittles on the ground
swollen eyes are not the one
made my day 😂�04
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haven't checked my bank balance in so long I've forgotten the password for the app
i never know if i’m showing too much love and annoying them or not showing enough love and being a cold hearted bitch
Twitter is all fun & games until you receive this text
Me next to my hot friends