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unrelated: this is still the greatest thing that has ever happened…
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Drinks in Leicester Sq, but didn’t spend a million pounds? Success.
Tell you what ladies & gents, this chocolate & rum milkshake I just had was pretty potent #ooosh #uhoh
Should’ve committed to shorts. Let myself, my fans, my legs & fans of my legs down today. Hashtag lower body clothing fail.
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Back in Londres
4OD app is probably the worst app ever made
‘Gulls errrwhere #minemine
Sunny as in Swansea #blind
Cheers Swansea
Wales mate.
Curse you Aquascum!
So glad I’m carrying a heavy turntable across London at almost 3am. Top stuff. Brill.
Might actually get home at some point.
No bus at Oval again. Hate life.
You should try posting a "someone elsie"
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Halfway home. Entire road closed. No buses. Shoot me now.
*steps onto stage for rap battle* *pulls out container full of moms spaghetti* *opponent understands where this is going, and forfeits*
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Macbook’s gradually breaking down, dying a slow undignified death #nooooooooooo
Tomorrow’s the first day of spring, but apparently ‘Mother Nature has scant regard for such labels’ #scant
What kind off [sic] joke is this?
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