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Everybody & their momma is in Hyde Park, snappin’ away
#crocs Star Trek is sick. Sherlock’s a badass. Watch it.
#moviereview ‘Doin’ It Right’ is my initial fave, overall: different in a brilliant way, awesome, lives up to the hype.
Tim Duncan slam dunking a basketball. Cut. Suddenly, he's dunking a donut into coffee.
Tim Duncan Donuts. America puns on Duncan.
I could watch ‘You’ve Been Framed’ everyday forever.
p.s. I don’t watch MIC. I’d literally rather watch paint dry.
Just bumped into ithe blond dude from Made In Chelsea. That’s it. That’s the story. Not interesting & not sure why I’m sharing it.
This is brilliant. "When did you choose to be straight?"
upworthy.com/watch-these-st… Via
@reddit Everybody at the wake will forever remember Schrodinger's Cat. He died as he lived
Love it when my bank card decides to call it a day & no longer work. Brill.
1 day left! RT & Follow to win tix to Sunday at Yahoo!
#Wireless. Tc&Cs here
bit.ly/LNTsandCs #BUZZING pic.twitter.com/JFFlB4Su7v YO! wat u mean we not buildimg these houses for bright colored sea giamts?! WHAT theyr for HUMANS?! u said this was Habitat for Hue Manatees
Another grumpy Scot or someone a bit more special? I know who my money’s on.
#fergieretires Sir Alex, one of the best managers of all time. After 26 years of success in the game, we all owe him a tribute.
Today’s Regret: paying a whole pound of my hard earning sterling on a can of Monster.
Just had the Chinese version of a Pot Noodle. Zero English other than a sachet of ‘Special Garnish’ - surprisingly it was awful.
Hyde Park + sun = hipster Mecca. Instagram central right now.
Happy birthday Chewbacca!
Summer’s come early to LDN, living in shorts.
Definitely should’ve come out in sunnies
#blind My Favorite Thing To Do Is Listen To Music. Favorite Thing When I Was 5, Hopefully Its The Same At 50
Twenty bucks says "I'm physical money that can somehow talk"
Hey, get this - MAY the force be with you! Ha! Did I do that right?
4 consecutive days of delays and/or closures making me late. Good job
@districtline I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from.
Massive delays, journey took twice as long, renewed my burning hate of the tube. Strong start to the day.
Can’t remember the last time I wanted to not be awake as much as I do now
#moan Sunshine is only thing stopping me going postal this morning, running on fumes (Pro Plus & Red Bull)
My favourite is when every possible tube route to where I want to go is closed at the same time. Top planning by TFL.
I'm at
@Point_Blank Music College (Hackney, Greater London)
4sq.com/14TdUZU Shorts ‘til it snows again.
I like wearing shorts, they’re like regular leg clothing only ‘short’ as it were
#shorts ‘Signal’ & ‘failure’ are both pretty sweet words individually, but together they describe a special kind of hell.
#tube #hell 0-1, hopes not high
#GoLakers Better believe I’m loving life in my shorts right now.
New least favourite thing in the entire world: a burst water pipe
Christ, the last tube on a Friday is awful when you’re sober.
Burst pipe, shoot me now.
MOVIE REVIEW: Red Dawn is bad. Don’t watch.
They're finally back - excitement overload! ♫ Get Lucky - Radio Edit – Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams
spoti.fi/12rAi8Z #Spotify Free Spotify? Cheers, Sony!
#bosh Pretty sure I’ve never been this excited for any music before, ever!
#daftpunk This isn’t a belt, it’s a tactical pants retaining system.
For those wondering, I can confirm John Terry’s even easier to hate in person. Also Chelsea fans have crap chants. Also Luiz’ goal was top.