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Brad Taylor
Sitting next to the biggest asshole ever. His breath smells just like his personality.
First Class flight. Baws.
"Every time I try to get some peace of mind, they try to get a piece of mine." -Andre 3000 🙌
Musicians that follow me quickly learn my tweets have nothing to do with Music.
I always send my dirty pics to my girl in black and white so if they leak, I'm not a perv, I'm an artist.
Group of dark skinned walked by & woke up the whole block.
[hands cup back to barista] You spelled "machine" right but sex should have three x's.
*guy on street offers me his mixtape* i have a boyfriend
Server: what can I get you to drink? Me: I have a boyfriend
Holy shit!! Hahahahahaaaaa
Sorry I said "I have a boyfriend" when you tried buying me a drink to try and get a laugh.
Come to Key West so much I'm bored with it. All the bartenders recognize my crazy ass, no fun anymore.
If a mouse family ever stole my Android and used it as a flat screen TV then I'm okay with it as long as they're happy.
New Pigs on the block
Jacksonville Flawda shawty... Duval!!!
Of course I'm gonna wipe my hands on your decorative towels.
Hitting the road to Key West!! Yea! See ya in Ft Lauderdale @Joshshilling .
Appreciate all my friends that accepts my crazy ass for who I am. Wild & outspoken as fugg!!
No wonder kanye made so many songs about Amber Rose. I would have made a double disc.
Amber gotta killa body even though she look like Mr Clean.
Thankful for leather seats. Mofos just kept puking all in my ride yo wtf Friday can we have a redo.
We can hear things, study, form our own opinions, use our imaginations but nothing can equal experience.
This time next week i'll be in Key West, FL on stage with the homie @Joshshilling playing island tunes. Escape this wintery mess.
My favorite thing to do at the mall is use the restroom because they're usually at the end of a 5,000 ft hallway.
Learned 20 songs this morning, slayed them at rehearsal. Kicked it with the fam. GTA 5 online night cap...baws.
Gonna wear all black tomorrow to mourn the death of 50° temps 😢
There's nothing wrong with smoking weed. Weed is from the Earth. God put this here for me & you. Take advantage @NancyGraceHLN.
Jesus didn't die for dis
This dude with tourettes is scaring the heebie jeebz outta these kids in the waiting room. I'm sneek giggling.
You know how sharks can never stop swimming or they'll die? I'm like that with avocados.
"@linnnyae: @bradtaylorbass fuck no...what that tell you? 😩" Hahahahaaa all the church folk praying for ya right now.
Morning breath on fleek.
If you're gonna be weird, be confident about it.
Cool shit. The plumber left a couple nugs to fire up later haha. Too bad I don't smoke anymore :(
I wonder if anyone has beat Jesus in a thumb war yet. Nevermind forget it, there is no war in Heaven. Unfollow me now you guys.
My extra sensitive toothpaste cries because I don't use it.
it's 2015 and you're still not ready for this jelly.
My Saturday: Played 'Cards against Humanity' & 'Times Up' all night with strangers. Either I'm getting old or my social swag is on 100.
I've never seen a ghost, but one time I shook a guy's hand and it was wet.
Went to the grocery store at 4:30am just get to avocados, cause why not?
Bent over to tie my shoes & ended up with an old woman's face against my butt. #TallDudeProblems
Living in a narrow minded world, going against the grain always feels empowering to me.
I just noticed your baby wasn't a small puppy and I don't want to hold it anymore.
Makes gas station coffee taste like Starbucks cause I'm hood rich.
"@eNAASTY: Wishing kidz bop will finally just stop" Ruining your favorite songs for only 19.99.