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*spills more seed than Micheal J Fox with a bird feeder*
Just once I wish my beauty sleep would need me.
I have a new best friend and this mans name is Chilli Dawg.
Been on the road to @SturgisRally
since 3am this morning. 12 more hours to go.
Leaving for Sturgis, South Dakota tonight for 3 weeks of Harley Davidson madness.
NASA found a planet very similar to Earth and I only have one question for the people that possibly live there, are you mad at me.
Internet: Hulk Hogan should apologize!
Hulkster: I'm sorry.
Internet: oh, whatever. Like that matters, you racist.
Hate to brag, but sometimes I like how I look for an hour or two a month.
People say "why don't yall let slavery go" while clinging to the Confederate. We can give the same answer. It's part of our history. Lol
Far from perfect, I'm still learning.
I wonder what that little paperclip from the old MS Word is up to these days.
Anyone willing to take your phone off the charger without asking is not someone you need in your life.
beware of the thirst traps every where
One major problem I've noticed with dogs is that they aren't all mine.
Why Chick-fil-A haven't changed their logo to a rainbow yet?
All those people that were gunned down in Chicago this weekend & not 1 riot, march or rally.
Thinking back to a time when we all weren't soccer fans a few days ago
Awfuls Downtown on tonight.
Tampa, Florida Friday night.
Honestly, cheese is the best thing that goats have ever given us.
Just ordered an Electric Upright. Pimphand bout to be strong af.
If you are blessed, but there is no one there to read it, are you still blessed?
Woke up and realized my purpose. Took 28 years to figure it out.
You are the company you keep.
I envy everyone who has their own face as their Twitter avatar. I know I have my face as my avatar I just envy a whole lot of people.
New York is a magical place. Innovator heaven.
I miss the essence of Brooklyn. Urine, bad decisions, and Hipsters.
If you haven't before tell Siri "nine eleven" there's a crazy response she gives you.
Just had to hold my phone up to my arm to see what skin color emoji I match up with.
Wow, it's so warm I think my fingernails are sweating.
I find it funny people are trying to tell blacks how to feel about history. This "chill out bro" shit is ridiculous but understandable.
Got damn cigarettes are gross
Eating dinner at Spikes. Just incase yall was wondering my new low.
Like Gangstas do
Happy Father's Day @GoDaddy
Nothing like showing how great of a child you are by shouting your father out on a website he doesn't use.
How can I make father's day about me
My windows is closed and I can still hear your shitty music.
Who hurt you?
I saw boobs tonight, 2 of them
Playing my bass really loud tonight in Ocean City, MD at Purple Moose Saloon with Cowboy.
Wickie Wow @PurpMooseFamily