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Brad Taylor
Shout out to a busy, witty, and all around cool dude that got me if I need fiddy. @AdamGandy ✌😎
If someone catches you taking a selfie, you gotta hold your phone up and move it around so it looks like you're trying to find service.
My life isn't perfect. Bad things happen to me, too. I just always tell myself "everything's gonna work out," and it does.
I just made watermelon juice, nectar of the ganja gods.
Watching 300 with my peach.
Uncle Kracker was roaming around downtown last night and nobody showed him love. Hahahaha. No fans in Noketown playboy.
Chuck Norris can leave messages before the beep.
The possession of anything begins in the mind. -Bruce Lee
He who keeps his cool best wins. -Norman Cousins
If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it, write it in the sand near the water’s edge. -Napoleon Hill
Peace within my new self so peace out to my old self.
Pickup is hilariously fun. If done right, fun for all parties involved.
"@linnnyae: Tilapia, rice and asparagus for dinner" Me two
Yo @realCookOut, who do I need to talk to about a sponsorship? I eat your food everyday. I've lost everything due to my addiction.
Battleshots was not a good game to play when 7am is involved.
Why are there so many Men forgetting the (b) in Boob and Babe? When did this become acceptable?
Excuse me while I hit the bowl
Show up 30 min late to the wrong address, right address 10 min away. Email is the worst form of communication.
"My calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one can fool me." - Chuck Norris
If Mom thinks i won't hide her phone for hashtagging in a text message, she's sadly mistaken.
Singed the roof of my mouth and tongue from Texas Tavern chili last night.
Festies & Arenas are nice, but there is no greater feeling than connecting with a crowd of 30-50.
Last minute bookings are always fun. See you Friday eve, Charlotte NC.
Slept in Richmond, woke up in Maryland. Hiking & nature trails early AM with my Peach.