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Text a former boss and tell them that you won't be in tomorrow.
MY HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BEING ABUSED!
-me waiting in line at Starbucks
I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.
I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
I remember this one time when I wasn't looking at my phone it was crazy.
My TL is flooded with NY tweets. Missing my 2nd home, LES & Bushwick.
stress is caused by giving a fuck
I'll park 10 blocks away if I think I'm gonna screw the parallel parking up in front of people.
Never understood why some adults never left the nest.
Few things make a woman's ovaries burst more than when they spot a mimosa on a brunch menu.
Whoever just called me and hung up, call me back. I'm hella lonely right now.
One time I spent 2 days trying to get a pillow into a pillowcase and that time is right now.
Being happy is the goal, but greatness is my mission
"Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on the clouds." - Kanye West
Egos hit another level once you tell them you need them. Be careful what you say when you're in your feelings.
Those chicks you can unapologetically be yourself around don't come around often. You gotta rub their butts and keep them close.
Sometimes I stare at my phone and wonder if you're all staring at your phones with me.
Women come and go. Friends come and go. Twitter is forever.
People who voluntarily high 5'd me tonight include @ItsChrissyB_tch @TwoSC00P5
You ain't gotta lie to kick it my nigga. You ain't gotta try so hard.
Timing isn't everything. You make the time right.
Look to your left & right make sure you ask your friends, when shit hit the fan are you still a fan?
Who wants to come over and Blockbuster and chill.
Thankful for another 2⃣4⃣
Woke up still laughing at my last RT.
Again, Twitter has no chill.
Strategy beats talent every time.
It's not about what you actually are, it's about what you can make people believe you are.
Shit don't change until you get up and wash yo ass
Gotta catch @Cory_Henry
tweets hours before gigs. Giving life advice like Mr Miyagi.
Tell me a time of day when it's unacceptable to eat cereal and I'll tell you you're wrong.
The music industry is slowly demasculinizing male artist with makeup & ripped skinny jeans.
This place is beautifully gross
This app isn't the place for maturity
She working at the pyramid tonight
Also, please add me on snapchat "bradtaylorbass" because I need validation on every possible platform, thanks for your time.
Kicked it with Tech 9 all day yesterday and didn't even know it.
BET uncut at 11pm? this new generation got it too easy. We had to thug it out til 3am.
*attends private Yelawolf concert*
*Yelawolf is 4 feet away*
*Yelawolf point to me*
"You think my music ain't shit, you ain't shit!"
We are living through an entrepreneurial revolution.
Currently has access to internet!
*spills more seed than Micheal J Fox with a bird feeder*
Just once I wish my beauty sleep would need me.
I have a new best friend and this mans name is Chilli Dawg.
Been on the road to @SturgisRally
since 3am this morning. 12 more hours to go.