My Mom's food taste like Barth's
These are actually your fathers burgers. Sorry kids.
Good Burger on Netflix? Never heard of it.
Slimed. Deserved. Bad Burgers. A I heard that.
Praying in a church to end religious wars is like sitting in your car complaining about the traffic jam you're in. You are the traffic jam.
Sometimes I get the feeling that my life is exactly like The Truman Show. If it is, I wanna say sorry about all the jacking off to the fans.
test drive the all-new, 2015 adderall suppositories today
2017 is gonna be your year!!!
"Maybe Phil Robertson is right" - Person who watched Melissa Etheridge's performance tonight
The best part of music in 2013 was Adele's James Bond theme, "Let the Skyfall".
"I'm ballin" = I buy unnecessary things to impress others, but it will take me 5 more years to pay off this car.
Gonna call things by their proper names in '14. Instead of pop I'll call it soda. Instead of teenage boy orgy store I'll call it Abercrombie
“The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.” ~Phil Jackson
Where we find hate and darkness, may we bring love and hope, in order to give a more human face to society.
“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.” ~Dale Carnegie
Why your stores refuse to carry my amazing Shower Chili Bags is bed, bath, and beyond me.
Nobody gives a shit until it's their problem.
The thing I miss most about college is all the block parties. Just sitting around with friends and playing with Legos for hours.
Hey, I heard that. RT @LenciMae
: Why did I eat that burger!!!!!!!! I feel terrible!! :(
Uh, I heard that. RT @KriisSaysStuff: That was a terrible burger.... :/