Instead of "thanks for your patience", airlines should just say "We do what the fuck we want, and unless you grow wings, you're fucked".
sext: I really wanna get my shit together with you
Give me simplicity. to lonely seems like real fun.. i feel you
hardly understand todayyys Lingo. like wtf does *Pap a pic mean* .-. idek anymore
when u finish tha Hotsauce bottle in a week 😔🔫
“ANDREW, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" pic.twitter.com/fg5y4RUciG
The end of his term is arriving, this man is saying fuck it about everything 😂�snpy.tv/1JG7OvR
nd UFC187 is gonna be fire yoo
mayweather//pacquiao fight this Saturday 😲😲😲😲OMFG
bruce jenner interview todayy . #whyThaHellAmIExcited
deadlifts.. deadlifts nd more deadlifts
Being indecisive makes me anxious
ISIS have issued a fucking PAMPHLET pamphlet with instructions on how to handle female slaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/sX9mgrRXBT
binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant
Two new 'BATMAN V SUPERMAN' posters released! #ICYMI
! bit.ly/1JWYft4 pic.twitter.com/fTSyC5XTmW
Hyde is my spirit animal 😂�pic.twitter.com/MzD3jJQQXB
Batman: "Tell me... Do you bleed? Y-"
Superman: "Yes. I bleed."
Batman: "You ruined it."
342 days until 'BATMAN V SUPERMAN'. vine.co/v/ezHmPVhieH2
What is this BULLSHIT? LOL to anyone who actually reads and believes this utter garbage. pic.twitter.com/dqnGGdOcwa
PS4in . then gymin. cuz im borin .
Forget that bootleg — here's the official 'Batman V Superman' trailer in full HD! read.bi/1ETywSo pic.twitter.com/EzSqDk5j7a
MACHIDA vs ROCKHOLD!!! LIVE and FREE on FOX pic.twitter.com/7W0y8eGksI
She doesn't know that I know that she knows.
i watch wayy too much Debates
I really like u. is stuck in ma head 😄🔫. curse ur gypsy musi@carlyraejepsen
didnt notice that 😂 me tooo!! I cant have a proper conversation rn unless it involves the trailer cause im still not calm
"Chewie, we're home" ndjdnke this is too much for me to handle
when ur black Jeans start to fade . PAIN
Sometimes too much is too much. Stop
i made Hummus . its on point
Drake texted Madonna later that night asking "what are we".
These oceans are far between our hearts.
The breathing has got too hard. - One of the first songs I ever wrote for Asking
Beware of energy vampires