Every family friendly dog movie vine.co/v/edLYziQiigg
"You got any games on your phone?"
if you say taters instead of potatoes honestly die
i dont want to apply for jobs by i have to think of my wardrobe
I am American, and I think @KTHopkins
is amazing tbh
Hey! The Church Lady is running for president! danacarvey instagram.com/p/6LgsrnKJjK/
Bernie sanders calling out 18 CEOs that any other politician wouldn't dare not fellate
i nominate @trishapaytas
for queen of the universe
PS. all the drag race fans want @willambelli
on the new season yet they left her out? REVOLT!!!
I'm starting a petition for @willambelli
to be on drag race allstars! RT/FAVE to "sign" it! haha @RuPaulsDragRace @RuPaul @WorldOfWonder
Throwback with the hilarious Mike Myers! YEAA BABY! Its time for a new Austin Powers dont you think?
"Growing up means watching my heroes turn human in front of me"
The New York Times says we've summoned Trump like a demon, it's pretty funny mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/opi…
Stick your fist in my aspetorium you know I use it as an ash tray.
Happy birthday to 1 of my favorite writers/people on the planet @JSJdarling
elsa is better than anna fuck what u think
still really lame it got cancelled #RenewWitchesOfEastEnd
that's great to hear. Hopefully I'll have some news about a movie version in the next couple of months!
awww. Don't really know what to say, but here's a big psychic hug
if anyone knew how much music i listen to by disney channel stars...
when she sees the micro D **I HATE MYSELFIE 2 - TRAILER** youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4LHs…
RT ? :)
Just saw that Honda commercial with the family singing Weezer and I don't know whether to stab my eyes out or slice my ears off.
iPhone just autocorrected "amazing" to "feminism" #TooOnBrand
When you fave your own tweet vine.co/v/O0r9HjxJFjv
me on any social media platform: "oh u cute" *clicks on picture* "oh nevahmind"
If your happiness depends on someone else changing their behavior, then you playin yo’self, henny.
if you make a social media account for your dog i will pull the trigger for you
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
story on Trump in 1973: “Major Landlord Accused of Antiblack Bias in City” nyti.ms/1Slyta2
Sometimes I just want to ask @JSJdarling
or I will commit suicide, and I don't think RuPaul wants a death on her hands.
saying someone made you feel bad is crap. you feel how you allow yourself to feel based on how you allow yourself to be treated. stand up.
my twitter is officially disgusting
I shouldn't be laughing this hard 😂�ya
watching the alien movies for the first time and sigourney weaver can use my body in whatever way she pleases.
I wish @michellevisage
was my aunt cuz you know she gives good advice
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile.
I can't deal with any of this anymore.
Rest in peace to the strongest woman I've ever known 🙏❤️
I miss Becky Buckwild from Flavor of Love so much
!! I made my hat out of duct tape and hot dogs! Follow for more #diy
fashion tips!! :)