My backpack just became infinitely lamer/cooler.
Hoppin' Friday night over here.
Cashew guys later! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA life is fleeting
When bae won't stop blowing up your phone
My ex is seriously so clingy.
Back on tinder for less than 24 hours and now I remember why I deleted it.
Might reactivate some dating apps just to post this with the bio "swipe left if you're bracist."
Good 'ol iTunes exploiting my trust issues again.
The settings icon looks like a mini sun. And that's it for "Weird Tuesday Morning Observations."
When the chick on Catfish has flamin' hot Cheeto hair.
No, I'm not in a March Madness pool. I have enough brackets in my life right now.
When you catfish somebody using solely Taylor Swift lyrics
In case you were wondering how I spend my time.
A scary tale entitled "Trumpelstiltskin."