My Halloween costume? I'm gonna have to "circle back" with you on that one.
It was bound to happen at some point.
Just in case you guys were wondering how seriously I'm taken in the workplace.
! This is it everybody. Celebrate accordingly
You know what it is. First Day of #Guactober
I feel like I tweeted this a few years ago and now I'm all confused.
I made you a thing I've titled "Swift Cheese" lolz please don't make this weird
Taylor Shift. Because why the hell not?
PREACH! Guys have been getting it wrong 4EVER. Cereal & milk is the new flowers & candy. #FruityPebbles
When you've had one too many at da club.
I've started telling all the guys I match with on Tinder that I'm the baby from the Aaliyah song
It's hard to be optimistic about the future when shoes like this exist.
🎶 She ain't got that boom like I do �zn
Am I late to the party with this song? I'll just leave this here.
I think that's enough drunken Etsy purchases from Sweden.
[hears faint wedding bells in the distance]
Someone please apologize to Dane, Brandt, Jonathan, Steven, and Nathan for me.
SPOTTED: Mother Nature getting in on the action ❤️💛💚💙QBnnU
So, this is where I'm at right now.
Hey guys, sorry I've been MIA and whatnot, but here's a photo of the largest toilet bowl.