*hands shaking, writes a tweet comparing jill stein to daisy buchanan?????*
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my sister and me, c. 1992/2012
heads up you don't have to pay for photo booths you can just bring your dang phone in there!
sometimes the only person you can talk to is the joann fabrics coupon bot
i took this photo of my dog and now everything except this photo of my dog is a disappointment
lord help us we baked the dog a cake. happy first birthday, dog.
the best part about thanksgiving is the day after, when you eat HBO's the leftovers season 1 on blu-ray
loved the latest studio 60
i made another larry gif. it is also a larry gift. #crunchtime @kirkcjohnson @RoosterTeeth
one of these is going to be my final tweet that people scan for meaning after i’m dead. i hope it's not this one.
RT if you remember when lyrics used to MEAN SOMETHING