i find myself near constantly confused how abominably some individuals can act in public situations or even when few people are present.
i dont understand how someone could ever type out a political status/tweet and think it is worth posting. we all love hearing your opinions.
I wouldn't say this lecture is the holocaust, more of a Rwandan genocide with a little French colonization of indo-china sprinkled on top.
there's a lot of beauty in ordinary things, but isn't that kind of the point?
im not really sure what to label this travel experience besides a clusterfuck. seattle was awesome, trip home was not.
Clam Chowder in Seattle.
i never saw a 50+ year old hipster until i walked around seattle.
travel statistics: middle age douche bags encountered, 2. number of airline rules broken, at least 7. completed flights to seattle, 1.
back of the toy play, on our way from milwaukee to chicago. designated hashtag to be determined on the next flight.
the worst part is that if I gain the freshman 15, it will have been on sub sandwiches from milios and jimmy johns
"your computer looks so new, mine looks so broken in"
"that's because you eat burritos on top of yours"
"omg, that was like twice"
one time (right now) i saw a fat chick with gauges and snake bites. i tweeted this to let yall know that i didnt judge her.
you know who isnt doing no shave november? me.
my dad just told me he was going to get me an ambulance ride for christmas bc i dont remember all the times i have been in one #okaymark
you know that awkward guy in bars who talks to the employees but they all think he is weird and creepy? my dad.
"I unfriended that bitch because she was clogging my news feed" - Sister Christian.
Artists who say their fans are "the best" are liars. I'll tell you whose are the worst though: mine. Talk about Barf City. #NoThanks
i feel like i may have missed an opportunity by not hashtagging the shit out of that last tweet.
best part of going to uw? there's a lions den adult superstore on the way.
population of surrounding area: approximately 9 deer
in case you need me, im somewhere between waupan and rosendale with no gas.
i just really need a snickers, diet coke and 17 ibuprofen.
is it too soon to wear a jfk costume? we are about to find out.
for halloween, im dressing up as an alcoholic.
there always has to be that person who didnt get the memo that the rain stopped, so they keep their umbrella open awkwardly
let's go, red sox! #endittonight
got a keyboard cover for my laptop so that coffee and the keys dont fight with each other anymore.
If I have learned one thing in college, it is that sleep is not necessary to the extent that many think it is and that I am proof of that.
it's just one of those "i need a bubble bath" kind of days
the deodorant made it on during my math lecture today. long (armpit) hair dont care
I stand corrected, it is actually about four pages in 12pt font.
my professor is bat shit crazy. midterm paper: synthesize 23 primary documents on seven themes in an essay no more than 1250 words (3 pages)
seriously though, don't ever (and I mean FUCKING EVER) take a @5hourenergy
if you aren't at the library when the carpet zamboni comes out, then you aren't doing college right.
my late night work area at the library. and yes, that is indeed caffeinated water.
humans are sensual beings; they require love and affection, along with a sense of belonging. finding that is what everyone desires.
definitely just woke up from a nap to all of my contacts on my phone being deleted. god bless apple.
I HATE the humanities building. It is a bitch and a half to find any room, and always ends with me asking some art prof for directions.
I just put on deodorant in a public cafeteria. yeah, that is how my day is going.
based on the data available, i have come to the conclusion that my relatively pleasant nature and amount of sleep are directly correlated
S/O to @theglobalcowboy
for coaching his kids from Minneapolis South to a victory at Caucus this weekend.
I never thought I would complain about the word constraints of a paper; unfortunately, that day has come.
rosendale popo aint nothin to fuck with
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, and all the friends I want to see.
alfredo sauce has no place on top of ravioli.
and i were going to college together, the university would have to be renamed to classism university.
Michael quit whining god hates you
The revolution will not be televised.