Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Grow your twitter followers. Sign in free!
@astoldbyEva
Share this on Twitter “Just stumbled across this cool page for @astoldbyEva”
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
#Struggle #StruggleFriday Can someone pick me up please. You snooze you lose. #TGIF but not really 'cause the #grind never stops.
I need someone to pick me up or teach me how to drive a stick shift in about 3.5 hours. Blade is playing me right now pic.twitter.com/OPbRBzyz9v
Work & Play. I might have a small addiction. #cultofmac #iPhone6 Space Grey & Silver. When in doubt, choose both.
#quotes #wordstoliveby
Do people who travel transcontinentally ever get used to the time adjustments...it's 1:43AM & I'm just listening to sounds of who knows what
@Evan_Almightee: @AstoldbyEva I could imagine 😂😂😂....you should've went Hilary Banks on them then lol”. Oh but I DID...
My idea of #backpacking is carrying my essentials in a Bosphore then suckering my travel companions to carry "just one more thing" for me.
This might be the one time that I've actually uploaded vacation pics; sry for spamming your TL.
Really feeling the motherland vibes...I'm about 5 minutes away from owning real, live cargo pants...who needs that many pockets though?
#MaasaiMara #Africa #Safari #Kenya #Narok
#MaasaiMara #Africa #Safari #Kenya #Narok
#MaasaiMara #Africa #Safari #Kenya #Narok
Oh & this guy just accused me of "acting light skinned" WHAT does that even MEAN?
NYC > London > Ibiza > Nairobi. On to the next.
#summer2014 back to skipping across' timezones
#Summer2014 back from the motherland #southhampton
Maybe I should have called AT&T to work out my intl. data package situation. Maybe. Definitely.
I forgot what real black coffee was like. Pretty sure I haven't blinked within the last 2 hrs. #Amsterdam #Netherlands Yes coffee, not pot😒
"@kayevalley: @AstoldbyEva Very low. It will probably be just an hour or two before you have to go to the airport." You know me too well😔
On a scale of 1 through jklolnotgonnahappen, what are the chances that I'll pack for a month long Europe and Africa trip the day b4 I leave?
If you don't like tacos or puppies, you're a terrorist.
Retweeted by @astoldbyEva
Not crying while watching #Frozen. 😐😭
Happy late birthday / @Cardinals game with one of my bestest! @ajmstl pic.twitter.com/y3Vwn7jKpb
#Crossfit while listening to the Dark Knight movie soundtrack. Don't sneak up on me, I will punch you right in the neck. Involuntary reflex😓
@Forbes: Jeff Bezos lost $3 billion in an hour after Amazon reports big losses onforb.es/WGmZDh $AMZN” & u thought u had a rough day
I'm to the point where I'm just going to start replying to emails with Google links...#letmegooglethatforyou
"It's yaaaaaaass, NOT yasssssssssss. What are you, a snake?!" #themoreyouknow🌈
@_SeanBoogie: @AstoldbyEva - gotcha! I mean posting some here & there seems cool. Unless you think folks are being judgmental toward you?”<
Don't do stupid things to alienate super private ppl/invite only venues. #powermoves It's not (just) what you know, it's who you know.
It's not really a yacht if you don't take 250 selfies and post it to every single social media platform and hashtag it #typicalthursday
I'm always in a struggle between excessive pic taking & looking like that stereotypical 20-something jerk 'who's never been anywhere nice'.
I guess a sale is a sale when you've gotta hit a target.
Some of these marketers are really pushing it with these "weight loss wraps"...I'm 5'5, 127...what the heck am I gonna wrap?
@AndreaBassam: I really wanna learn to play tennis” Tennis is 83% cute tennis outfit ...trust me on this one.
#StruggleCouture....someone please put a stop to this 😕.
The #AtlanticCity boardwalk is looking like an instagram boutique convention right about now...this is not a good thing.
I'm pretty convinced that ex's have a built in "I-think-she's-happy-let-me-try-to-swoop-in-and-ef-things-up" radar. #Yawn...go away.