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Having two interviews for a job and then not getting the job is awful
my name is so much prettier in french
Every time my phone makes a sound I have a mini heart attack
Waiting for a phone call is the worst thing ever
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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So nervous 😁
If I get the job today I'm buying a mini
There's 12 year olds allowed to stay round their boyfriend/girlfriend's house and there's me at 17 not even allowed to leave cups in my room
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Can we try again? I don't think people understood the question
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Cannot believe Conservatives won. If people also vote to go out of the EU, I'll be so angry.
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This has clearly been a very disappointing and difficult night for the Labour party. To every member and supporter, I want to say thank you.
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I swear to God if we leave the EU I will be so angry
I didn't think I'd get angry about the result, I wasn't particularly bothered. But turns out I was real fuckin bothered. WHY
Don't fucking tell me conservatives won
Why would you want seats in parliament when you can have the benches in assembly in Year 6?
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I've got about 1000 things to do but I don't have motivation to do any of them
So excited to go on holiday
Big weekend tickets have arrived!!!!!!
How do I become a millionaire by tomorrow
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Put your faith in what you most believe in. –Tarzan
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If I wanted to walk around in my knickers I would, so please make shorts that actually cover my arse
#UKIPDoArcticMonkeys Now it's 3 in the morning and you're trying to change my mind, I said I'm sorry Achmed but your Visa is declined”
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my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1. Sass 2. Insults 3. Inappropriate sexual humor
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it just becomes a soap opera.
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married Feyoncé
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It’s official on july 11th:The Jedi Academy opens at Disneyland Paris! May the Force be with you!
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My dessert for this evening. Seems symbolic somehow.
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In relationship for two weeks, Conceives seven children, raises them and becomes a grandparent.
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Why is my hair still wet from last night??
Really hope I'm on something nice today at work
Making my own trousers and I regret it
I'm literally wasting my life playing candy crush. productive gap year naomi.

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