Having two interviews for a job and then not getting the job is awful
my name is so much prettier in french
Every time my phone makes a sound I have a mini heart attack
Waiting for a phone call is the worst thing ever
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
If I get the job today I'm buying a mini
There's 12 year olds allowed to stay round their boyfriend/girlfriend's house and there's me at 17 not even allowed to leave cups in my room
When your mum keeps asking who you're texting pic.twitter.com/PdK2BmDnMM
BREAKING HEARTS SINCE THE 90's ♥ pic.twitter.com/T0ozb7ee25
Can we try again? I don't think people understood the question
David Cameron is basically Lord Farquaad pic.twitter.com/F6OVMjCMyY
Cannot believe Conservatives won. If people also vote to go out of the EU, I'll be so angry.
This has clearly been a very disappointing and difficult night for the Labour party. To every member and supporter, I want to say thank you.
Let me just leave this here for everyone pic.twitter.com/rA43HHFlEy
I swear to God if we leave the EU I will be so angry
I didn't think I'd get angry about the result, I wasn't particularly bothered. But turns out I was real fuckin bothered. WHY
Don't fucking tell me conservatives won
As of 4.20am, these are the #GE2015
IT ALL RESTS ON THE COMPUTER PROGRAMME!!!! pic.twitter.com/kvqtHgHhQn
Why would you want seats in parliament when you can have the benches in assembly in Year 6?
Golf Cart You Ride Like A Skateboard pic.twitter.com/SmHxeoDUjv
whatever floats your goats pic.twitter.com/oQKf6M5r1i
I've got about 1000 things to do but I don't have motivation to do any of them
So excited to go on holiday
Big weekend tickets have arrived!!!!!!
How do I become a millionaire by tomorrow
Put your faith in what you most believe in. –Tarzan
If I wanted to walk around in my knickers I would, so please make shorts that actually cover my arse
Now it's 3 in the morning and you're trying to change my mind, I said I'm sorry Achmed but your Visa is declined”
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3. Inappropriate sexual humor
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
Then it just becomes a soap opera.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
It’s official on july 11th:The Jedi Academy opens at Disneyland Paris! May the Force be with you! pic.twitter.com/AM5T6fogN5
My dessert for this evening. Seems symbolic somehow. pic.twitter.com/5QZyvMxLFp
In relationship for two weeks,
Conceives seven children, raises them and becomes a grandparent.
Why is my hair still wet from last night??
The Perks of Being a Wallflower pic.twitter.com/JsCDuqmCLR
Really hope I'm on something nice today at work
Making my own trousers and I regret it
Where do you see yourself in 10 years pic.twitter.com/PMhuFWUkqu
I'm literally wasting my life playing candy crush. productive gap year naomi.