Sabjiwala: Sahab aapne 100 rs diye
Rishi Kapoor: Haa
Sabjiwala: Saaman sirf 80 ka hua. Ye lijiye 20 rs vapas
RK: Strange but true.. How??
Roger Federer wins wimbledon
Fox news- Legend wins
Aajtak news- Roger ki iss jeet pe aur charcha karege hamare expert madan lal ji k sath.
When they ask: Are you a roadie fan or splitsvilla fan?
And the best editing award goes to...
Students: Ma'am ab toh baithne do, 1 ghanta ho gaya khade hue.
Teacher: Chup chap seedhe khade raho
When Boney Kapoor was born, doctors had said 'Chalo aaj ka boney hogaya'
Memes are like your sex life. Don't ever talk about them in public and no one cares for your preferences
Driving on the wrong side of the road is how most Indians live their American dream.
4 kids carrying trash, only 2 of them know it
A huge part of growing up is learning how to eat alone.
Curiosity killed the chat.
Hyderabad: Moved by recent death of a toddler in his state, 12-years-old takes it upon himself to fill potholes on Habsiguda's main road.
What do you reply to your salon guy when he says, 'white baal jyada ho gaye hai' while giving you a hair cut.
Q. What type of stories do dads tell?
A. Jab mein tumhari age katha
Reporter asks Tubelight's child actor from Arunachal Pradesh that whether he has come to India for the first time. Fabulous journalism.
Most characters in Ramayana look inspirational when you're a kid. Growing up makes you realise that only Kumbhakaran had his life sorted.
Itni garmi hai ki koi mail mein bhi 'warm regards' likh de toh gussa aa jata hai.
Tried to respect south indians but got reminded that even Lord ram preferred help from monkeys instead of south indians to reach sri lanka
Hockey jeet ki khushi hai but cricket match ke kaaran dimaag jagah se 7-1 gaya hai.
Kam se kam 2 waqt ke khane ki roti toh hai humare pass
Fir dil do hockey ko
Chill guys, it is just a match
*Cries in the corner*
Indian fans right now
Bumrah saale don't cross the line
"India-pak in the final"
Fox news- let's go to london for the live coverage
Abp news- let's go to wagah border & shout bharat mata ki jai
I've just discovered the beautiful word 'respair' (15th century), and it feels like we need it today: fresh hope; a recovery from despair.
I appeal to people to give a book instead of bouquet as a greeting. Such a move can make a big difference: PM @narendramodi
When someone changes the channel during #INDvPAK
A 'mudra' in Odishi depicting Ma Chhinnamasta. Performed by two dancers.
Is a single piece of Kurkure called Kurkura or Kurkur?
These Pakistanis just can't stop comparing Virat Kohli with Ahmed Shehzad.
How airtel internet working these days:
If you want to learn to handle failure watch a kid learn to walk, fall, get back up again giggling n enjoying his falls as much as the walk
Forgive yourself for loving people who couldn't love you back
Lodu Mohit spotted
Sunanda Pushkar's.Which apparently journalists didn't notice... twitter.com/BDUTT/status/8…
Pakis when they will meet India in finals.