6 wickets down and still two quality batsman are playing. BC, aise thodi hota hain.#IndvsAus
Used so much Fair&Lovely on my face that now I can't even walk down the street without winning sports tournaments or getting job offers.
Dimagwale kabhi dilwale dekhne nahi jayenge.
Dimag toh har kisi ke paas hota hai, par har koi dimagwala nahi hota..#DilWale #Review
"FAIL" again the report card darkened his life
Nxt day it was 1st Jan, 2016. New Year, new HOPE. #MaulaMereMaulaOutTomorrow @Official_Wazir
Exclusive pic from CBI raid on Kejriwal's office.
Pls for the sake of humanity, don't release Housefull 3. twitter.com/akshaykumar/st…
Royal Punfield. #RiderMania
Whenever a relative asks Sonam Kapoor 'Aage ka kya socha hai?' she gets offended
When you realise weekend is Over.
Jo Jaldi Out hoga, uska interview nahi hoga.
They are very serious about parking fee payment here.
Someday Aftab Shivdasani will speak and you'd have nothing to uninstall.
Hero horse inspires millions
"Film mai story ho naa ho par Porn toh story wala hi chahiye"~Indians.
That's fine but apologize for Dhoom-3 and Mela atleast.
Never allow political banners around your religious places, it all begins from here, you turn into a votebank.
"Wow you're so funny. You can make a joke on anything" eventually becomes "You're never serious. Everythings a joke to you".
Air India announces tolerable fares for those who want a one-way ticket out of India.😜
Wonder why they didn't feel fear when bombs ripped the heart of mumbai.. Or our security was breached #26/11-gosh!no point same argument
Chill guys, Aamir Khan is going in the Bigg Boss house.
In case you wonder why I make fun of and criticise feminists
Tum nahi samjhogi....Khinch Khinch hota hain. twitter.com/nayakbishki/st…
युगपुरुष अरविंद केजरीवाल को ज़बरदस्ती खींचकर गले लगाते उनके समर्थक.
यह बच्चे मैंने नही किए हैं, मेरी पत्नी ने ज़बरदस्ती खींचकर करवाए हैं - युगपुरुष अरविंद केजरीवाल
मैने यह ट्वीट नही किया हैं, मुझे ज़बरदस्ती खींचकर यह ट्वीट करवाया गया हैं.
How People Know Winters Have Come
Rich: The dogs' cold
Poor: The fog on the footpath
Middle Class: Parachute Oil ain't liquid anymore.
An unbiased journalist is one who has the same political ideology as yours.
Moms don't understand the meaning of half.
-Maa Aadhi roti dena
*Gets 1 roti*
-Maa aadhi glass doodh lunga
*Gets full glass*
Our parents often confuse safe driving with slow driving.
Friend - You can save phone battery by turning off internet.
Me - Jab internet band rakhna hai to battery bachaake kya karunga bc?
When you are hired, you are appointed. When you are fired, you are disappointed.
I don't get it. How can anyone be so confident about being unoriginal and boring?
shared 100 MB internet with !dea to help them make better ads
Band karo yeh Bust-aachar. twitter.com/Varishaaaa/sta…
What is common between Indian and Pakistani army?
Neither of them have any respect for the Pakistani Prime Minister.
Security:Kya hai bag me
Me:Bomb hai gun hai aur bisleri bottle
Security:Aap andar bisleri lekar nai ja sakthe Idhar hi rakhiye
Ek din toh guzar India me
Sooraj Barjatya makes movies so that sometimes even parents can say to their children 'Movie dekhne ja rahe hai ghar late se aayenge'
Salman Khan: Movie ki script dikha?
Director: Kya Bhai 2 din court me kya gaye aap toh badal gaye
Deepika Padukone kitni lambi hai ?
Most respectfully sir,at the risk of incurring your wrath, difference is that Pakistan continues to kill Indians @narendramodi
There is no greater responsibility than to be irreplaceable for someone.
As a child you sometimes say you'd run away. As an adult, you wish you could.
It's scary how all of us want to run away but have no place to go.
If you don't have a washing machine, buy Micromax phone. It canvas2.