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One in Minion
Men are better feminists. #Irony
My parents never forced me for engineering but Facebook forced me to download its Messenger.
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Are you study? Because not now.
We just turned ONE! Send in your best wishes to win flight tickets! #FirstSteps pic.twitter.com/71i0CxT0ss
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r u a software update because not now
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Pick up line by an investment banker: "I break stock market not hearts."
How to be nice guy and not a loser at the same time?
Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyya milf dena. Bhaiyya: Kya? Javed Akhtar: Pleaf ek phacket milf dene ki ghuftaaki karo, lafz ko samjho maafarchod.
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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
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Ad agency: A place where people spend hours to come up with ads that last only for seconds in the hope that they will be remembered forever.
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I think Rahul Dravid is the only nice guy in the world who's not a loser
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.@WannabeAdLady How about that feeling when you come to know that house is empty because "ghar me chori hui hain"?
Aunt: Chai piyega? Me: Haan. Aunt: Maachis dekhi hai? Me: Haan brilliant movie.
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And we took the first step.. Birthday guys.. Ashila and Lala.. Feeling elated pic.twitter.com/dXEnGjUWSU
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Bobby deol : Papa main TV pe aa raha hu, dekho. Dharmendra : beta TV ON to kar le pehle.
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He: Main 2 mins mein maggi pakaa sakta hun She: Mein 1 min mein 20 K followers ko pakaa deti hun #HeSheStories
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कुछ लडकिया तो इतनी सुन्दर होती है के मैं मन ही मन में खुद को रिजेक्ट करलेता हु। 😢
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Girls are given teddy bears to psychologically train them to like their short, fat and hairy husbands in future.
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2 minutes silence for all those people who only know cooking maggi.
I had never imaggined, they will ban maggi.
Feeling bad for those people who only knew cooking maggi.
After Maggi, the health ministry should now ban Lays chips for high content of air in packets.
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What they say: Phir Kabhi mil lenge. What they mean: BC, nahi milna yar tujhse.
Do not sacrifice to that extent, where you start needing someone else's sacrifice.
If @Housing was a dating site, the tagline could have been HOOK-UP. #JustSaying
Hi @FreeCharge, do you realize that you have started sucking up so bad after @snapdeal took over you. #HighFailureRates
Our rapid expansion in the digital space continues. Join us and be a part of it. Send us your CV's: hr@repindia.com pic.twitter.com/c1uLB25zuk
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My favorite kind of conversations are the ones where I don't have to say anything and they understand that I want them to shut up.
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There is no place in this world where our PM doesn't find a connection. He's better than all mobile networks.
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'Ladka nikal gaya hai' is how restaurants respond to your second call. Always.
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If you watch the movie Vivah completely, you become a virgin again.
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"Awwwnesty is the best policy" - Girls
LOL, paying influencers to make #InfluencerMarketing trend is like giving money to your friends so they can buy you gifts on your birthday.
Pic 1: When you get into Huda City metro station. Pic 2: When you get out of Rajiv Chowk metro station. pic.twitter.com/V1w2l3ciUX
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Banno tera swagger laage saaaaxy. Awesomeness.
Thrilled & proud to be the digital partner of .@gapindia! Check out the pop-up at .@SelectCITYWALK this weekend! pic.twitter.com/KoSIispynp
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If you can't solve the problem, be the problem.
Ignoring is the best way to catch attention.
Dance like no one is watching. Be cause no one is watching. #NachBaliye.




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