"Wt r u lukng fr?"
Gareeb kare toh 'chori',
'Aamir' kare toh Dhoom3 ?
Once upon a tym, Vivek used to obey-rai.
Men: "Bhaiya, thoda udhar ho jao."
Haryanvi: "Ab ke DELHI chodd de."
If you remember who all love you, you will always know who to love back.
Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down.
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
Girl: " Bhaiya, yeh lijiye."
Girl: "Aapki buri nazar, mere pe atak gayi thi."
Sad thing about Twitter is even RT comes with conditions apply.
Just amaze to see some morons can't stop gazing at girls and make them uncomfortable. SAD! #DelhiMetro
"Metro & music is a good combination."
"This Arjit Singh is the next big thing in the music industry. Magical!
You know what touches my soul?
Raanjhana's music. #ThankYouARRehman
"Twitter strangers" >>>> "FB friends"
I love that part of 'Smoking' when no one smokes.
Somewhere between ' Beta,Tu toh kitna bada ho gaya' and 'Beta, kitna kama lete ho' aunties are not growing up.
I take my phone to make an important call, check my Twitter, Whatsapp, Facebook and put it away completely forgetting about the call.
Knowing your self-worth is honestly the most satisfying thing.
JADEJA CHU: "The feeling that you have already seen such CHUTIYA inning from JADEJA before."
"BITCH PLEASE" RT@dna
Delhi has become better under Congress rule: Sonia Gandhi dnai.in/bS2S
Congrats Rampal, you won "MC BC award" of the match! #IndvsWI
But virat got out on 99 with some MC,BC. So that was definitely not a Tendulkar from Kohli.
"A gaali a day keep bowlers away"~ Kohli
That was a Sachin's inning from Kohli. Out on 99. #WTF
Why Twinkle Khanna isn't a big star?
"Because Twinkle Twinkle little star".
"Somewhere between 'This joke format is old now' and 'Hey this is the new joke format' we are still trying to grow up."
"From the moment we are born, we begin to die."
"For Ambani's, Karma is RICH."
"Shampoo comes up with conditioner apply."
"Said no DUCK ever too" RT @A_Gujju_GiRL
"I love those duck faces pics of Girls" -Said no Man Ever..!
Of all the things, you'll regret people the most.
"Drunk conversation starts with HIGH instead of HI."
I don't like societea, I like coffee better.
Me: I hate my job
Friend: So what you wanna do?
Me: I want to be a writer
Friend: Cool! Like Chetan Bhagat? Go for it!
Abey MBA karke HR daalogey kya?
Hi girl who has locked her profile pictures but has 75 cover pictures of herself, yes babe, you're the smart one.
Neighbor Aunty: Beta tum job kar rahe ho? Me: Ji. Aunty: Kitna time hogaya? Me: Ji 3:10.
Yes facebook, I am fat, but I dont need the underwired padded bras that you keep showing on the right corner. Not yet.
"Tere- Mere beech mai kya hai?"
Cast, Religion, Society, Status, Kundli and Parents. Bas.
This world needs a 'you don't get to call me before 12 noon' policy.
you have got skills when the telemarketer is the one to hang up on you
Ever felt like you're too good for corporate slavery and being behind a desk everyday but at the same time not sure what you're capable of?
"Ab tum HE HE HE HE HE ho." ~ Draupadi
Being Human "MT @BeingSalmanKhan
twitter mein guss ke bhi chamat maar sakta hun Koi shak?
Second that " @purnima30
Jake is the perfect kid with the perfect amount of chubbiness! #TwoAndAHalfMen #BeaverCheeks
Bigg Boss is a scripted show, and I tell you Salman can't work with script. #BB7