Get back from the gym and then demolished a full pizza :(
Im so happy and excited to go to the gym right now, can you not tell? 🙃instagram.com/p/BH2izf1DbIV/
Second lazor treatment done, 8 weeks to find out if i need onw more or if its light enough to… instagram.com/p/BHzx-9gDwEy/
Theres a Poké stop a couple of meters away from me but im in a crowded room pretending to be an adult :(
These fries make me sad :(
Not sure what my tounge is doing 😂�instagram.com/p/BHvaZb6jz9G/
"What do you want? You want the moon? " finished my last shift until Thursday. Relaxing with my… instagram.com/p/BHrwf2ijs8y/
My sister has fell asleep on my bedroom floor right in front of the door and now I can't get out and i'm hungry😩
most ppl would avoid this shit but then there's Ryan Reynolds who encourages it 😂m
tomorrow marks 19 years since my birth so i thought id let you all know that i was a home birth and that our cat tried to eat my placenta
I need to follow more active accounts, recommendations? :3
Fart detination in -55 minutes
Never neede to fart so much in my life but im on a train full of people so i think i will hold in this badboy..
Hair goals for today: beautiful, full, slight curls.... hair in reality: 90s mum on her way to pick her kids up from football practice
Being awake at this time in the morning should be a crime. Never mind being dressed, fed and waiting for the metro.
Only 90's kids will remember this
Promising over 3 million to NHS and then retracting it as soon as you win. This is what people want for this country yea???
My sister just woke me up asking if I want a sausage roll!? I'm so confused
I looked out the window and my neighbour stuck his finger up at me...prick.
Went to The Hoppings today with Kyle 😍instagram.com/p/BG92twdCrOr/
I love my boyfriend ❤💕⚘🌹🌺🌻�instagram.com/p/BG2cCMnCrNO/
Made chicken salad for lunch, this diet is killing me im still hungry :( instagram.com/p/BGrjSU9irE3/
Just done a huge poo and now my boyfriends going to go in the shower.... oops 😂
They're so pretty, cant stop looking at them :3
#roses #bf #boyfriend #love instagram.com/p/BGpXYWVCrIM/
So pretty... kind of looks like a vagina though 😂#boyfriend
I adore this shit face 😘 (looks like it was a selfie but i was sunbathing and took the photo 😂instagram.com/p/BGcr_bUCrI8/
Just posted a photo @ Newcastle upon Tyne instagram.com/p/BGb6nR_irK6/
The day it all started to go wrong 😂instagram.com/p/BGajUXcCrNv/
About to watch Barbarella 🙂�instagram.com/p/BGSitvGCrB_/
Looking for face masks online..EWW 😂🤐😷instagram.com/p/BGSeQbOCrEf/