first thing on my mind when I wake up
I need a fcking vacation
8am's in the summer are deadly
If you don't wanna tip your servers then go to mcdonalds with your cheap ass
In reality girls are crazy so you better just pick your favorite type
Lol true 😂💯 where y'all girls at 😌fNNKM
her attitude kinda savage, but her heart is pure gold.
If he lets you go to sleep sad thats a sign 👏
This man in the car next to me is literally shaving his face.. 😂
There is nothing better than taking a hot shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing
Liam Hemsworth enough said 😍
Taking my mom out for sushi just because 💁
Every single time I tell someone I'm from Melbourne they think I mean melbourne Australia and I'm like no ??????
can't fuckin open a garbage bag without looking like i'm throwing a temper tantrum
All I want for my future life is to be a hot ass mom
I love that feeling when he tries to make me smile.
If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle that, go for a hoe that doesn't care what you do.
Went through the Taco Bell drive thru the guy says "I forgot how much I love working drive thru" and gives me 2 free cinnamon donuts 😂😋
Can my teacher ever be on time ??
Don't let stupid things break your happiness.
I need a looooooooooong vacation
Girls at Starbucks:
I’ll have a trenta mocha latte frappuccino double ugg boot friend zone yoga pants extra squad goals spray tan please.
I don't fear death, I fear checking my bank account after a weekend of drinking
Why you should watch Prison Break:
I want to be told the truth even if the shit makes me mad.
Got my first letter in the mail from him today 💌
guys always call girls crazy, but they don't realize that they are the reason we're crazy.
take her swimming on the first date who???
Can't believe one of the winners of the powerball was in Melbourne Beach
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a pizza penis that ejaculates wine. ❤
so tempted to skip and sleep all day
I'm too warm in my bed to make if to class
Melbourne, Fl ladies and gentlemen
"15 promises couples should make to each other"
they say that im crazy n sometimes I feel like im crazy but I know im not crazyyyy
everything happens for a reason
I WAS TRYING TO SEND A PICTURE TO MY BEST FRIEND OF THE GUY IM TALKING TO AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT TO HIM
Broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl from panera sounds marvelous
I'm not a second option you either choose me or lose me..
JoJo in 2015.
now this is love 😍P
Perks of Being Short💕g
When your ex downgrades big time 😂