You know you're getting old when your parents ask you what you want for Christmas & you ask for every day items like face wash, razors, etc
I am the sleepiest and hungriest girl on the planet
First day back the gym was a success
Kylie's shoes remind me of the ones Latrell wore in white chicks
Telling myself I'm going to make a start on one of my assignments 'later' is the biggest fattest lie I've ever told myself
Can't believe my brother is 30 years old today 😳. It feels like yesterday we had his 21st birthday
This hit me like a truck
Not gonna be treated any less than I deserve 😇💟
I don't think i know the real you :/
When you do your eyebrows better than you've ever done & you don't want the end of the day to come because you want them to last forever
When bae asks you what criminal minds is...😒
When they see you doing good they always try to finesse their way back into your life 😂👊
HOW HE TREATS YOU IS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. DONT TRY TO DECODE IT OR MAKE EXCUSES ITS SIMPLE.IF HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE, HE DOESNT CARE
You deserve a relationship w/ someone who doesn't make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
*starbucks job interview*
"What's your name?"
"Spell that please"
-C E V A N
"Well shit! You're hired!"
first thing on my mind when I wake up
I need a fcking vacation
8am's in the summer are deadly
If you don't wanna tip your servers then go to mcdonalds with your cheap ass
In reality girls are crazy so you better just pick your favorite type
Lol true 😂💯 where y'all girls at 😌fNNKM
her attitude kinda savage, but her heart is pure gold.
If he lets you go to sleep sad thats a sign 👏
This man in the car next to me is literally shaving his face.. 😂
There is nothing better than taking a hot shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing
Liam Hemsworth enough said 😍
Taking my mom out for sushi just because 💁
Every single time I tell someone I'm from Melbourne they think I mean melbourne Australia and I'm like no ??????
can't fuckin open a garbage bag without looking like i'm throwing a temper tantrum
All I want for my future life is to be a hot ass mom
I love that feeling when he tries to make me smile.
If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle that, go for a hoe that doesn't care what you do.
Went through the Taco Bell drive thru the guy says "I forgot how much I love working drive thru" and gives me 2 free cinnamon donuts 😂😋
Can my teacher ever be on time ??
Don't let stupid things break your happiness.
I need a looooooooooong vacation
Girls at Starbucks:
I’ll have a trenta mocha latte frappuccino double ugg boot friend zone yoga pants extra squad goals spray tan please.
I don't fear death, I fear checking my bank account after a weekend of drinking
Why you should watch Prison Break:
I want to be told the truth even if the shit makes me mad.
Got my first letter in the mail from him today 💌
guys always call girls crazy, but they don't realize that they are the reason we're crazy.
take her swimming on the first date who???
Can't believe one of the winners of the powerball was in Melbourne Beach