Going to a Giants game tonight when I wanna be at a Golden State game. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh hey, I'm going to Thailand ✌🏽
In the winter and fall months I just focus on not dying and when march rolls around I turn into a butterfly ready to conquer summer.
so fine though?
People who "reply all" to company-wide emails can rot in hell.
Retract previous statement: not going to OSL. Garbage lineup. ✌🏽
I said I was done with festivals after Hangout but see y'all at Outside laaaaaands. 🙈
ACTUALLY. Drunk text me so I know it's real
Actual photo of the Governor of Texas
ME AF.....except alone and in my skivvies bzfd.it/2n8DJRY
Ohhhhh y'all call it March Madness because we mad about daylight savings right?
Who in the hell decided trail mix needed to have raisins?! Such a fantastic snack ruined by elderly grapes.
San Francisco is expensive as hell but I just got a mani pedi for $25 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THIS IS MY MOMENT trib.al/yIco5fi
Living 2 blocks from a foot locker is going to be problematic EXCEPT THEY'RE OUT OF THE NIKE CORTEZ CLASSICS I WANT.......DAMN.
Publically shaming myself because this is the first year I filed my taxes instead of my parents
Can we leave the word "wanderlust" with all the other trash we left in 2016?
Sexist shit my movers have said to me: "so what do you do besides look good?"
Do you ever look back to the past and think "did I lose my mind?" That's how I feel about sequin accessories, trucker hats, and my ex.
Not here to play......
I have LEGITIMATELY lost track of how many times I've listened to this and it hasn't even been out for 24 hours. ¯\… spoti.fi/2lxQC93
I forgot how much I love this account. I'm crying. twitter.com/princetweets2u…
I'm leaving for Vegas in 8 hours. Hurricane Ashley comin in HOT.
I want to build something that requires power tools so I either need to go to Home Depot, find a surrogate boyfriend, or call my dad. 😬
A message from your neighborhood single white female addicted to retail.
I want some golden retriever kisses.
What's the sexuality that hates everything? I want to be that.
Does anyone else find it wildly awkward to send someone an email when they sit within 30 feet of you? 🤔
Finding a job in SF is easy but an apartment.....EL OH ELLE
This Bay Area girl is in desperate need of some boudain. No one knows what that is and my heart is broken.
I really have tried to be quiet. But if one more woman wants to post about "I don't support the women's march" they… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
SUNG TAKE CARE OF MY GIRL. WE OUTCHEA
Anyone want to join my club "Normal people against goopy babies on Facebook"?
My mother is providing live coverage of her time in DC for the inauguration and I'm about to report all her photos.
Spotify needs a plug in that will tell me how much I have in common with other users. Like what's our compatibility percentage 🤔
Why are men so doggone cute and utterly horrible at the same time?
Well guys, it finally happened, after a year of bliss my ex has finally changed the password to his Netflix account. *moment of silence*
I'm still somewhat garbage but I have become an infinitely better version of myself since moving to California. 😭
This is who I am....
Roughly 24 hours into 2017 and I already feel restless.
Very Good Girls is a very dramatic movie.
I've been in austin since Friday and have been sober MAYBE 1 hour and have not seen a single vegetable
My type is apparently guys that have heard (and love) Childish's Rolling in the Deep remix ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm going home to Austin tomorrow and I want to cry scream.
Sometimes I wear Minnie ears and light my best friend's birthday cake
I've listened to this 80 times today
People who let their hands freeze outside their pockets so they can hold someone else's hand have no self respect.