"Would you slap your bestfriend for $2,000,000?"
When you show somebody a funny video you've been laughing at all day & you're waiting for them to laugh
HOLY SHIT! There was someone in the cage?!
When you in a long distance relationship and nothing will stop you...
"Why do you love Twitter so much?"
When someone looks at ur boo for .05 seconds too long
"How's your diet going?" Me:
Goodnight to everyone except the people who order bubble tea without bubbles
me: "i cant believe im grocery shopping by myself im such an adult"
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
all the obstacles you have to go through to get a girl to trust you
me scaring ppl with how much love I give
Man I hope I never grow apart from the people in my life at the moment
2017 has been nothing but one disaster after another
she got passed to hell tho 😭�mU
My kind of relationship 😂0
and in case anyone wants to know Chinese takeout floats
When it's everything day at the gym
I wish carbs didn't exist bc then I wouldn't feel the urge to eat them 24/7😣
This is the greatest video you'll ever watch
Still one of my favorite videos😂C
When April Fool's day is over and she's still pregnant
Ordering at Starbucks be like
Girls: he has to be 6ft tall, stable job, drive etc
Men: I'd prefer that she ain't fat
How to treat a girl right☺️❤️
His reaction when he finally broke the glass is just priceless
How do I apply for this job?
who cares, do better, move on