Mom: "you know Audi's are a cheap car right"
Me: "you know you're cheap right"
When people think hugs are inappropriate 😂😂😂
Sunday morning rain is pouring
I had a dream I was going somewhere on a plane why did I have to wake up ):
Tell me why Pandora played the same song 3 times in a row
Was gonna drink some coffee cus I been up all night but idk how to make coffee ):
I got lost within 20 feet of leaving the dealership....
Love it when you call me babaaay
Fuck my life for rhyming every time I speak
Changing priorities for the worst
Like I don't even like soda anyway so idk why I went to pour a glass
Thank u to whoever shook the Pepsi and put it back in the fridge
Will forever be thankful for friends that randomly check in on me to make sure I'm okay
Now that I have a job I can buy things that I really need instead of wasting my money..... That's why I'm buying a hoverboard
Blow got me up but bars got me drowsy
I talk to some strangers like I've known them all my life
Started tearing up when I saw this 😍w
Working at tjmaxx is actually chill wow what
I wish i was a cat so i didnt have a curfew
Throwback to one of the best nights @mikeyj1097
How do u go from good friends to not talking for a month like ????
your name should be weak mill . bitch.
Drake playing w this nigga mind lmao
When u can hear Curtis pissing <<<<<<<
HOW THE FUCK DO U ANSWER A CALL ON SKYPE
I don't fuck with Skype 😒
Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers
how emotionally scarring this show was
I can tell he wrote that 1 tho......
Everybody gets high, everybody gets low.
Really wish I wasn't waking up this late every day