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Anthony Shaw
What if it's really March 32nd and we've all be fooled?
I still don't think that plane is in the ocean
My phone is ringing off the hook! Help 😩@Gumtreee#AprilFoolsDayy
Someone has put my iPhone up on gumtree!!!! I swear if its you @Ben_Rosenthal... :@
Which mug has signed me up to this?! 😡
Get excited, we're launching a Walkers app! Download 'Flavacator' and you can taste our crisps through your screen!
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NEW! Your favourite Kopparberg Cider as an ice lolly, put in a glass of Kopparberg to keep it chilled. #cider
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Formula One will test a new steering wheel in Bahrain that allows drivers to send tweets during the race. #F1
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@AnthonyShaw_ this is your day to shine with your horrific jokes #AprilFool
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.@Ben_Rosenthal is selling his #PS4 for £150! Contact him for details.
Delighted to present our latest innovation - the 'AquaCab' will use the Thames to dramatically cut journey times
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Are you @Ben_Rosenthal in disguise? “@tomshikari: @AnthonyShaw_ this tweet is so generic you fucking ugly cunt get aids”
This must be a huge family, they all have the same brother..
Episode 1 complete. On to the next one.. #breakingbad
Sunderland v West Ham? No thanks, I'll stick to Corrie.
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"Fancy meeting for a bagel after Passover?" - #jcrush
There's a tinder just for jews called JCrush 😂
Finally, I must be the last person to watch it, but here we go.. #season1 MT@MartinStewITV Noticed a layer of fine red dust on your car this morning? It's actually Saharan dust from Africa...
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What!? It wasn't just me with a covering of dust all over my car today?!
A bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon in the bin?! Someone will have lots of repenting to do this Yom Kippur
The absolute worst thing that could happen is pouring a fresh bowl of your favorite cereal and not having any milk in the fridge