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Ameji.Ik_anthony
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Indian films are funny. A guy sees a girl walking. Song starts. Drummers & dancers appear from bush & funny enough they knw the dance steps.
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T spize is a beast!! Might give him that million dollar contract!!! HKN!
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"Its nly wen u see a mosquito landin on ur testicles dat u realise dat there ar ways of solvin problems without violence." Aristotle (1762
Mtcheeww..some musicians no even get level!...how can ur album have just one hitsong??...abeg where badoo
We used the $500million Abacha loot to develop rural areas - Okonjo-Iweala yesso! Areas like her kitchen nd backyard!
I dn vex me 2 no dey colect cetenary award
Wen i laugh in italian! Ho io io
She was happy wen timaya said "wine like a monkey,you are a monkey"! now i cald her a monkey nd she is vexin
Worst week ever! Tests nd practicals every day! Am too yung for dis!
[TheTrent] Another Nude Protest! Booksellers Go Naked To Protest Censorship Of Children’s Books (SNAPSHOT) on.nnd.ng/1hDnrGs
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People can lie during testimonies ehn, how can a car flip 17 times forward and 5 times sideways..who da hell was even counting??
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@VeronicaWapTV I dey feel u wella,ur mama chop belleful com born u for sunday.thumbsup gal
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How can u ask her to break up with Dangote's son just because he cheated? Don't u know that love is all about forgiveness? #iLaffInVowels#
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Try saying "I Like Cops" without your lips touching. HAHA BAZINGA!
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Are you afraid of the dark? — Depends where I am when its dark =D ask.fm/a/6lgnfn07
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Knowledge is knowing that 'agbalumo' is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing you can't put it in fruit salad.
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If The Children of Israel were Nigerians, They would have wasted the whole day at d Red Sea taking pics, Then upload on Instagram & facebook
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Amsicky pls pray for me
Bought her a nice gift last year, she said she couldn't find the words to thank me. So I bought her a dictionary this year.
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Hungry? Drop Ur fone into a kettle of boiling water. Wait for 15mins. Remove d boiled egg from a Tweep's avatar. There U go!☺
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dia is no one as funfilled as brokhams hu is doubting..handsome and best of his kind
U use a brazilian hair worth 250k..cruise a ipad..Q10 .. and you cab cook only indomie... babe.. i jst dey look u
Wats more annoying dan c a a notification dat som1 follwed you only to get there and see "lovesweettalks "
You tweet say you dey USA, 10 minutes later, you tweet "UP NEPA".. your case dey court."
Golden Morn is good, Corn Flakes is better. But at the mention of IJEBU GARRI every Flake must bow.
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Dear satan,Just swallow the shame n apologize to God. so we will all go nd live happily in d garden of eden. As Fire the burn u so, e sweet?
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OnlyinNollywood that someone will die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. Abi Barbing salon dey that side?"
U guys that still wear Arsenal jerseys to viewing centres are the real HEROES.
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Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all.
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"@BasketMouth_: When a gurl suddenly starts keeping quiet, bros, clear road..... she wan mess ☹"
this one Tecno now runs on Android and BBM's coming over. China na still China. PINGS gonna' be sounding like Bomb blast.
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Dey ve startd weather for two! If u knw hw expensive SMA Gold milk & school fees for day care is,u wil shut up,drink hot tea & cover urself.
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Sarkodie be like ''rfbjjgtyrkdgdfd beans roscdgfsudcy rice duefsofkslrf stew Chale odvdjcbendech" what else :/ .... How we wan take hear?
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If a guy walks into a pharmacy with a humble/sorry face & greets everyone, even his junior. just know he wants to buy condom.
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The wife material in some ladies is not enough to sew a G-string."
You can't use MTN, Wema Bank, Bold5 and still be an Arsenal Fan at the same time. U will just die a frustrated death.
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Please ignore any rumor about me being made a Minister. Yes, President GEJ called me but I declined for personal reasons."
Anybody that says alcohol is not a SOLUTION clearly knows nothing about Chemistry. Retweet if u get it."
If someone slaps u on one cheek & u offer them d other cheek, u deserve to be slapped again. Idiot.
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Guys, if u marry a good girl u're COMPLETE. If u marry a bad girl u're FINISHED. If u marry a Calabar girl u're COMPLETELY FINISHED
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All virgins deserve Allowances & National Awards 4 d temptations they overcome daily ...especially now that d weather is not friendly.
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If you like a girl, let her go; If she comes back, it means nobody likes her, let her go again
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When A Girl Says She Is Already TAKEN.... Please Do Not Let Her Go. Be Persistent. Yes, She May Be TAKEN For Granted By Her Boyfriend.
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You know its end time when Gbagaunian Patience Jonathan calls Wole Soyinka an embarassment ☹
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Eating and Living good!! God is Great!!
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I b top football analyst like jim beckland,!!...based on hu i b?? Eva dey twitter so??