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"I can do that. Hold my beer" - My last words, probably.
@eddieizzard I am Lord Vader. I will kill you with this tray!! Obi. X.
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@georgiastitt @jaymonyc Whoa. 20 million?? I'm buying myself a pie. Okay, I was already doing that.
#ButNowItsACelebrationPie 
Cathy and Jamie 4ever #LastFiveYears #DayOne
Halloween 2008. Donkey ears + boxing gloves = Donkey Punch. People thought I was an angry Plushie.
#NoRegrets Halloween 2007. I was Mary Kate Olsen. People thought I was an old gypsy woman.
#NoRegrets Halloween 2006. I was Mary Catherine Gallagher. Most people thought I was failing miserably at the "sexy school girl"
#NoRegrets 
Well hey there, deserted NY street and Beyonce on my iPod, I think I WILL dance my way home. #DontFightIt
Sunny-NYC-stoop-waiting-for-my-voice-lesson-to-start-passing-the-time-selfie. Because I'm street.
Best way to make friends w a celebrity: say something like "Channing is a really silly name" so they know ur not intimidated by them
#ProTip 
Rocking Chloe, smelling like the new fragrance, rolling hard. #LikeAlways #seebychloe @zoelisterjones
Thank god for the phrase "Okay, well, here's the bad version" when pitching dialogue ideas.
@rybrockington 's face when the damn Cup song came on in this EMPTY restaurant. #IfThisWasADateYouWouldSoBePuttingOut
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@jessetyler come back and kiss me like you MEAN it this time!
@AnnaKendrick47 remember when I fell on to your face?
Basically as long as I have my fancy hair, my big brother cannot put me in a headlock. #TONYs
The "Chamber of Secrets" version of Dobby was really the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter franchise.
"If I wasn't enjoying this champagne so much it would be in your face"
#OffendedOrFestive #FunGamesWithAnna Goodnight NYC! xx :)
Good morning New York, you cruel mistress.
Speaking of Chace, when he found out it was my birthday on set a few years ago he stole these from the prop department and gave them to me as "gifts" #Gentleman
Ran into this jerk @skyyvodka #skyyandsea
I love that The Arclight plays movie scores in the bathroom. Makes me feel like the stakes are VERY high when I'm peeing.
The north remembers.... but I'm gonna try to forget.
#NotEnoughBoozeInTheWorld #GoT 
Take 2. Obsessed with my new bed. G'night!
I mean.....
Catching some Z's with Ms Etta James. Watch out @talrabinowitz I might put her in my purse.
Oh America I have missed you so. #CerealPolooza #SugarRush
Real Sports exists for the sole purpose of giving men an outlet to cry.
Not all those who wander are lost.
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Not all those who wander are lost. Farewell Berlin!
Adventures of Anna and Laser Dog!
My best friend's response to my last tweet
pic.twitter.com/DlomLBlxiK Walnuts, you can fuck off out of my banana bread.
Hair Test. #TheVoices #GirlyShit #HairPorn #CatNoise
No Game of Thrones this week. So, I'm just gonna go back to sleep for another 7 days.
#ValarMorghulis 
The snozzberries taste the snozzberries #HamburgerBahnhof
@AnnaKendrick47 I'd love to.. (oh and we will)
#RockAndPeebleUpInTheAir (wait, that sounds like our duet album).
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@TheRock I'm so happy right now. When we work together (oh, it's going to happen) I've decided to call myself The Pebble.
#NotKidding @AnnaKendrick47 Ha. Thanks Anna! Hell that makes two of us then. Im breakin' open the bottle.. again.
#CheersHoney Fast 6 is the most fun I've ever had at the movies. And it's very possible that it's not just because I was drunk.
Mom, really make it look like the wind okay? Yeah stay out of frame though otherwise I'll look stupid.
The likelihood of me crying for no reason increases a solid 300% on a plane. Fact.
Movie dog! #TheVoices #PuppyEyes
Care package!! On set snacks. #NoMoreSchnitzelPlease #EmergencySupplies
Modern Art #IGetIt
You guys are gonna fucking love this. The film is AMAZING! Check out the full WORLD'S END trailer here
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Dude I am being totally natural, I ride my horse in here all the time, dude just paint the fucking picture!
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Dude, I am being totally natural, I ride my horse in here ALL the time, dude just paint the fucking picture!