crooked smile, we can style on em
Mac Miller - Another Night
Realist shit I ever read 🙌🏼 lost a few cause they said I was a "bad friend." Nah fam, I'm building up my empire. 8WA
Another beautiful day to be a boss.
Cannabis: still safer than selfies
The Iron Bowl rivalry makes it to NCIS: New Orleans instagram.com/p/8PGrA7yO4d/
Everything I love in life. NCIS, New Orleans and Auburn. #WarEagle twitter.com/bmarcello/stat…
I just wanna look good for ya
Getting on the elevator with a child... That may infuriate me more.
Nothing infuriates me more than downtown Tampa parking meters. Just take my fucking money POS machine. 😒😠
If you don't have hot cheese all over your best white shirt, you didn't put enough cheese on the dog. 3rd thing I ever learned.
"27, TRASH. 24, TRASH. 43, FUCKBOI"
There will be supermoon lunar eclipse tonight! Photo Credit: @CNN
The water in New Orleans is safe to drink, city claims: uptownmessenger.com/2015/09/new-or…
Apparently it is back to its usual levels of purity.
Drew Brees is best thing to ever happen to New Orleans football. But nothing lasts forever. Feels like the end of an era. Right now. #Saints
Get a plastic bag, go ahead pick up all the cash.
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me... when I'm fucked up, that's the real me
I know when that hotline bling...
Black cars, black card, black on black, black broads, whole lotta money in the black bag, black strap, you know what that's for.
Heard she fucked the doorman. That's cool I fucked the waitress. #WhoGonStopMe
I just fucked your bitch in some Gucci flip flops.
I want our president to be smart AND witty like you Mr Trump" Thanks.
You'd think it would be the turtle emoji. You'd be wrong as shit. 💃E
Fall is for basic bitches. twitter.com/sassysunflowr/…
Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
"I dream of painting and then I paint my dream." - Vincent Van Gogh
Being an adult is really just getting high and eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the balcony of your Downtown condo in Florida.
Let's do drugs and watch documentaries together
NO WONDER THEY DRUG THE HELL OUTTA YALL WHEN U GET UR WISDOM TEETH REMOVED.....THIS SOME KINDA TORTURE
I want money, power, glory.
Ever since I left the city, you got a reputation for yourself now. ✌🏼
I think the reason we’re born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once
Laughing harder than I should be 😂vine.co/v/ettAzr3ItML
The greatest feeling 😍�2S
I like songs about strippers
Puppy caught eating paper decides killing the witness is the only way out vine.co/v/eFEM1DwZhmz
I wonder how Justin Bobby from #TheHills
is doing. 💁🏼
honestly, I’m glad I've met everyone in my life. the good and the bad. the good ones made me thankful & the bad ones taught me life lessons.