When I accidentally stab myself in the eye with my mascara
Congrats Leah & Stephon 🖤🖤twitter.com/coachbrucepear…
This look on Rihanna was so iconic, she knew that she was THAT bitch
I'm sorry I'm a huge Wayne fan 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Happy 4/20 from this picture of Lindsay Lohan smoking weed that ended up all over Coachella last week
How cute is Luna tho!? 😍 (2/2)c
When ur friend changes numbers so you just make a new friend... (1/2)
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?
If you get 18 mil come to NYC and the frosty's on me 🍦twitter.com/carterjwm/stat…
me & everyone else as grandmas in the future, slaying in our old age🙌🏼💗CvIPA
well these tweets surely didn't age well
But for real, y'all gotta find his dog @danabrams
. It's dark & that highway looked busy. @OfficialLivePD
That was love tho, the way homie threw the dog over the fence 1st & then climbed up behind him. No dog left behind. ✊🏼@OfficialLivePD
Can y'all get in touch with Animal Control and see if they picked up the dog, @danabrams
But seriously, @danabrams
, I'm worried about that dog just running down the highway in Arizona. @OfficialLivePD
, did they ever find that guy's dog, though? What charges is he looking at? @OfficialLivePD
Mom: keep crying and imma give you a reason to cry about
If you don't like me but still watch everything I do... Bitch you're a fan 😂
we take the naps we think we deserve
I judge people by their horoscope signs🤷🏽♀️
If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money ain't. 💸💸zv9
goes out to my best friend @iamcardib
😍 I don't think she knows we are best friends, tho. Anywayyy... hey, bae 😉3CI
52 years ago today, I joined Dr King, Rev Abernathy, and more than 3000 people to begin the march from Selma to Montgomery--our 3rd attempt.
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Never get revenge, get over it and stunt on them 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
Stop trying to make rodeo happen.
"You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late."
Jokes on you I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
After this week I'm going to need someone to take me out...either on a date or by a sniper, at this point it doesn't really matter.
have you ever seen something as beautiful and precious as Lana Del Rey and James Franco because I haven't
Yo momma is like a utopian Marxist economy. Every worker gets a share.
best video ever created
zoom in on the roach
Get ya a gentleman like @gucci1017
& a rider like @KeyshiaKaoir
Just heard @gucci1017
is gonna be in Gainesville... I just wanna party with @KeyshiaKaoir
🙌🏼🙌🏼 Baby girl is GOALS 😍😍😍
I swear crackheads got superpowers
Wondered this my whole life... twitter.com/opnsouls/statu…
What a time to be white. 😐 smhtwitter.com/wshhvlds/statu…
Before you throw dirt on my name tell em how hard you use to fuck with me
"hey saw you tweeting some depressing stuff are you okay?"
My life motto: I'm exhausted and need a nap.
When Walmart has nobody at the register 😂�li
A woman and a black man walk into a room. Then they start the meeting bc they're your SGA president and VP. Very proud of Auburn tonight.
Trump has sent many tweets the last few months. But where's the tweet saying he’ll keep his promise to not cut Medicare and Medicaid?
For the first time in 125 years, IFC does not hold any major office in SGA.
silenced Mrs King's voice on the Sen floor - & millions who are afraid & appalled by what's happening in our country.