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Two awesome movies coming out at the same time this week! (i think?) =D #Gatsby #Startrek
Never explain yourself. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it
lol listen carefully kids! RT @Fact Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs
Oh hello there 43 Degrees Celcius weather in Dubai, almost didn't see you creep up on us
Mind. Blown. (Not my photo. Obviously) #amaze
Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth
hahaha RT@sarahzimbo Got into my gym clothes then fell asleep. Good work out.
hahaha RT@MoeZee75 Voice activated hand dryers don't exist because to turn them on you would have to say "blow me" and that's not nice.
Talk about return on investment RT @Fact The first Paranormal Activity movie had a budget of $15,000 and made $196,681,656.00 worldwide
With @ Toni at @OKKUDubai #lovesunday #hervelegerdubai #okkudubai
Hahaha RT @Fact drug lord Pablo Escobar made so much money, he spent $2,500 each month just on rubber bands to bundle up his stacks of cash.
I need to switch careers & become a Bollywood actor RT @7DAYSUAE: Shah Rukh Khan was paid 5 million dirhams for a #Dubai wedding performance
HUGE PR FAIL RT @UrbanKlara Emirates defends no staff bonus, despite huge profit arabianbusiness.com/emirates-defen…
lol RT@SciencePorn Time is faster 12 inches above the ground as opposed to at the ground. This means your feet are younger than your head.
The average woman spends TWO years staring at other women RT @Fact The average man spends 1 year of his life staring at beautiful women.
If anyone missed the story about my adventures in Business Bay, Dubai a few weeks ago, here it is anmolpinto.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/mat…
Absolutely amazing deep-house tune. Currently destroying the replay button --> youtube.com/watch?feature=… #housemusic
Lol RT @kingberry01: Why on earth would you come to the beach and sit under an umbrella? I don't understand
That moment when you don't really know what you feel like eating so you go to social house and order sushi, pizza and quesadillas
I'm at Social House Restaurant مطعم سوشال هاوس - @SocialHouseDXB (Dubai) w/ 3 others 4sq.com/10MUVru
Flea Market time! If any of you are around Ibn Buttuta Mall come check it out! #dubai
Takes the term "full of shit" to a whole new level RT @Fact: The box jellyfish has 64 anuses.
A bit of breakfast and then off to the flea market to "hustle" and sell some shit! 4sq.com/15xPkhD
Hahaha RT @someecards: 'Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal' is the most important new thing on the Internet today. funni.ly/134bcdf
I don't know what's worse in Tim Hortons - The Coffee, Donuts or Customer Service. I'm going to have to go with all 3. #fail #failagain
Lol RT @GSElevator: Don't worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
The rest of her music took 2 minutes RT @Fact: Taylor Swift said tht her hit ‘Never Getting Back Together’ took her just 25 minutes to write
hahahahah RT @fabiodnb If we all go to prison for downloading music illegally let's hope they split us by music genre
The only time I've gotten a 'bonus' was when I once executed a flawless combo in Street Fighter on the Playstation when I was 15 #cabincrew
The Official Herve Leger Party this Sunday at @OKKUDubai #fashion #food #dubai
Hahaha RT @ericprydz: I spelled my name backwards when I came up with "Cirez D" Not sure if it would be a good idea for Lana Del Ray tho
I've seen about a hundred tweets about "FERGIE" retiring. I didn't know people were so concerned about the Black Eyed Peas.
Lol RT @dxbdiva: Operation "Don't spill anything on white dress before work event tonight" has commenced
Or you could watch a real TV Show... like Mad Men RT @JoeAkkawi: Finished Season 1 of Game of Thrones. Waiting to see how story arcs expand.
I've just accepted that people will forever refer to me as Animal RT @ShamimScene: Thoughts on people spelling your name wrong?
THIS RT @Fact Doctors' sloppy handwriting kills more than 7,000 people every year
If one more person asks me if I have Sandance tickets, I'm going to eat some sand. And then do a little dance.
Can she actually skate? No one knows. But more importantly, no (guy) one cares. #lol
If opportunity doesn't knock ... build a door
Or maybe in trees. Or cars. RT @alextohme: DxbMunicipality warns bachelors to stay out of residential areas" must they live in offices then?
Lol RT @alizeymirza: let's have a minutes' silence for miley. she got electrocuted before the met gala pic.twitter.com/wZTSe7E9UB
hahaha what?! RT @Fact Mastrophobia is an irrational fear of breasts
There is no design without discipline. There is no discipline without intelligence.
The sun produces more energy in one SECOND than all that has ever been used in human civilization
Hahahaha RT @ceejoyner: In an IKEA cafeteria, Trent Reznor has some meatballs. Softly he asks "what have I become, my Swedish friends?"
A worst case scenario would be laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them