Lol I see Skrillex is being played in all the Fitness First "group sessions". If that doesn't get you going in the gym, nothing will.
Argh, anyone know WHY my Instagram isnt linked to my Twitter even though it says it is?! =S #firstworldprobs
If you live in a country & complain about its people, weather, working conditions etc then why are you still here?
Planet Dubai #skyline #worldstallest #iphone4S
Pretty soon all movies will be in 4D where all the actors perform right in front of you. Amazing. Oh no wait, that's theatre.
+100 RT @emilykidman
: Rudimental's album is the business. I can't stop listening to it.
I'm at Sophies (Dubai) 4sq.com/196LsD6
I never realize how much i swear until I’m in a situation where i can't
I don't even know what to say about the incident in London #WTF #sickening
Shea Marie - love this girls style. Go check her out on @peaceloveshea #fashion #toomuchcute
Lol I'm not a teacher but this is hilarious --> buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/31…
Siri you b*tch! RT @Fact
All the things you say to Siri on the iPhone is analyzed & stored. Apple has the right to share it.
's style. All you fashion bloggers / istas out there need to go check her out!
I feel bad for animals sometimes. They don't have access to internet.
Lol RT @mrvans7
: Ppl are tweeting "I will share my thoughts on the matter later" u're not David Cameron, no one cares if you do now or later
People on the internet: "ugh I HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH #%€£!" People applying for a job: "I love working with people and I'm very sociable"
Thank goodness it's almost Thursday. Has this week been like 10 years or what?!
Do Transformers get life insurance or car insurance?
Hahaha RT @Matt_Silverman
: 72,000 Tumblr posts jumped to WordPress in 1 hour on the heels of the Yahoo deal, according to WP CEO
There should be insurance against stupidity. Willing to pay high premium.
Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you
Thinking of getting a huge tattoo to cover up all the shitty tattoos I got 10 years ago when I was an idiot. Or maybe ill just buy a sticker
95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iPhone's front camera
Today is a denim & headphones kinda day #denim #work #music
It's not just the physical world we need to worry about, it's the war on consciousness
A well adjusted artist is an oxymoron
Yahoo! just bought Tumblr . Congrats on paying 1 billion dollars for a website dedicated to animated gifs of Justin Beiber & cats yawning
If you have no critics you'll likely have no success
Excuse me favorite character of TV series, did i give you permission to die?
I've been eating Kit Kat since i was about ... oh i dunno ... since i learned how to eat ... and it STILL tastes AMAZING #timeless
Looking for a Calligraphy Artist / Designer / Painter / Anythingtodowithcalligraphy ... anybody know anyone?
So after trying every takeaway pizza imaginable, NKD was the best for the longest time ... But OREGANO has officially stolen the crown! The taste, quality, crust, dough, ingredients, starters, basically everything, is just ... WIN. #pizza #wholewheat #dubai
This RT @Fact
: The “Google Effect” is a cognitive bias - You're more likely to forget information tht can easily be found on a search engine
Lol I love how web designers / agencies / whatever charge 50 grand for a website that looks just like a Wordpress theme. Oh wait, it is.
So ill be 28 on the 28th of May this year. That's about the only exciting thing about it.
Cruising to work listening to 80s tune "LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!" lol
*lays down to take a 2 minute nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*
+100 RT @rawfoodbliss
: Diets of extremes may increase ur shortterm weightloss but hurt ur longterm health. Be wary of fat-free no carb diets
There you go, ladies RT @TheMindBlowing
: The boobs of women who smoke tend to sag quickly, because smoking destroys a protein called elastin
New Star Trek movie wasnt bad by any means, but nowhere near as good as the 2009 one. Terribly average plot was terribly average.
Dubai 92 FMs 90s playlist on the weekends is the ONLY time I can listen to the radio
Awesome cinema entrance is awesome #meydan #dubai
Watching Star Trek 3D on one of the biggest movie screens in the entire universe #meydan #IMAX
Watching Star Trek 3D on one of the biggest movie screens in the entire universe. (@ Meydan IMAX) 4sq.com/19JQbZd
Lol RT @LaurenSkelding
: So angry with myself that I'm just not talking to myself
Who's up for Star Trek IMAX 3D in Meydan today?! :D #geekalert
+100 RT @macklemore
: Never thought I would have one of these.... #gold
. Love you all hella instagram.com/p/ZcDEKpQK7N/
A job just for wealth is the easiest way to rob yourself
Ever noticed how most of the time when people say they're speechless they actually continue talking afterwards?