I mean it's not like I put it through the car wash yesterday or anything....
$716,470: Cost of IK Enemkpali's punching Geno Smith. Jets have to pay Smith at least $206,471 while on sidelines. IK released, loses $510K.
why are we more concerned with sexual identity than sexual abuse and exploitation?
Why'd they give the Rob Lowe DirectTV commercials to Eli Manning...
EVERYONE! Everyone shut up! Trump is about to say something... Fffflllluuuughhharrrghhh #GOPDebate
Last night lightning struck the house and there's no internet or tv and I think I'm going to go crazy
I don't think I'm mentally ready to begin the search for a new car 😅
I have this whole next week off and absolutely 0 plans 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Goals: having an exciting enough life to post pictures on Instagram multiple times a week
When summer is almost over and you've done nothing
I just got offered the job to be Sammy the Seagull! #GoGulls
Jesus why can't people in Salisbury drive
I wonder if I look as miserable as I feel
Today I learned something new 🚲 #trike #custom
The male Pennsatucky goes to my church
Dear Iced Coffee, thank you for being you, and making me, me.
When you wake up and get in a gooooood stretch
carter said: "dont ever touch me again"
i said "ew i think i got aids on my hand"
i was applauded
The thing about your late night thoughts.. Is they're wrong. Don't believe lies! You are loved and cherished beyond measure. Sleep easy fam!
you videoed an underage intoxicated girl whilst trying to get her to suck your dick. that's a crime, you pervert twitter.com/carterreynolds…
Still not understanding what "no" means
It took me way too long to get this 😂O
Sonic The Hedge Fund Manager #UnexcitingVideoGames
Watch the 10-Minute Pitch Video That Landed ‘The Muppets’ a New TV Series bit.ly/1CU3QRQ
I need to see Ant-Man ASAP
When you want to sleep but can't 😭
Just got lost trying to get back to the campground, but we found Camp David instead
When people need you and you're on a mountain with no service :-)
Everyone please go look at my snapchat story
It's going to be a long week..
Duck Dynasty is currently on Family Feud #yourewelcome
I don't like you bc you came out of the womb first
*still waiting for an iPad Instagram app*
"Let's add a little Old Bay seasoning." - Every citizen of Maryland today and every other day of summer.
Omg it looks like the world is about to end outside
I went all the way to Tokyo for my birthday!!!!!1!!!1!!!
When you are on your break at work and see the staff struggling because it got busy