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Andrew Dize
You don't realize how much you missed it until it's back #TheWalkingDead
"There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age." -Sophia Loren
AN A ON MY ACCOUNTING EXAM PRAISE GOD πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ Finally something good happened today
"Sorry I can't do that for you" "Oh you must not care about us anymore" NO IM JUST AN EXTREMELY BUSY COLLEGE STUDENT
These new Hoverboard things with the wheels are the douchiest form of transportation
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Days like today I hate my job :-)
Mountainz & corn 🌽
So NJ and VA both are in a state of emergency but MD isn't. Aren't we in between both of those states??
I remember watching this when it aired on SNL and losing it from laughter πŸ˜‚…X
Rolling up the sleeves is a metaphor for getting the job done. Might as well do it right. #TuesdayTips
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Last nights #SuperBloodMoon + some stars 🌚⭐️
I'm actually laughing at these pictures that people took with their phones of the moon πŸ˜‚ No offense but it's not gonna turn out good
My reaction to most couples
Happy New iPhone Day everybody!
Teacher: "I'll give you homework every now and then" *reality* Having an assignment due every class, and sometimes even 2
There is no sound I hate more than obnoxiously loud keyboards
Whoever decided it was a good idea to put math homework online deserves to die
I think Trump just did all the emoji faces in 7 seconds.
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Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
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I'm sitting here at work laughing at myself because of this new snapchat update πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
2 weeks of Applied Calculus in college = 2 days of AP Calc with Mr. Landon
This weather is the best
Ultimate phan dream...realized? @JKCorden of @latelateshow joins the @PhantomOnTour. Watch the hilarious clip here:
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When you finally get a text back but all it says is "Yea lol"
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rt if this chair has caused a near-death experience for u
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They're playing O Fortuna at Gillette Stadium πŸ˜‚
I knew that Braxton Miller spin move looked familiar.
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"If you see a stylus, they blew it.” -Steve Jobs, 2010
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Ppl complaining about the $799 cost of the iPad Pro are going to be pissed when they see how much their iPhones are gonna cost unsubsidized
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person: are you ok? me: im fine arrested development narrator voice: that was a lie
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When you go to see if someone replied and you see them typing
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First day of classes and I forget a notebook and a pen
It has been 7 minutes can we play him off????
This is totally helping with Kanye's ego problem :-)
Kanye is having the time of his life rn.
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I'm literally in my bed laughing at Kanye dancing
"nicki if you ever shade me again I will ruin your life I am god"
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Every year, people at the VMAs look more and more like those people from the Hunger Games πŸ˜‚οΏ½#VMAsAs

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