What happens when we all are in a car together @katelyndize3
So many amazing things have happened to me in the last week, I'm truly #blessed
He wants textbooks cheaper but he makes sweaters that cost the same as some cars 🐸t
your music makes me happy even when I'm sad
It doesn't get any more uncomfortable than sitting in a lecture with soaking wet socks
It's Presidents Day! My fav president quote: "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what it can give you for free" JFK #sanders2016
hasn't been this good in a while
My girlfriend's Valentine's Day card is more #NetflixAndChill
than yours :P
How Scalia's death will change SCOTUS, America, and the planet. Not an overstatement. nymag.com/daily/intellig…
Oh boy oh boy there's a political storm a brewin'
Voting in this election just turned into voting for a president AND the lean of the next Supreme Court justice
Ok so I've been up for 22 hours straight and I'm not even tired
How I see myself vs how girls see me
If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime" just say "I'm ready to hang out right now" and watch them panic
Live look at me this morning
Sometimes I am Jean-Ralphio & sometimes I am Ron Swanson there is no inbetween
Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
Yoooooooo this girl just slammed the door in my face the turned around and smiled
"Why does Maryland hate O'Malley" 😂�Iy
When your brother wins the super bowl but then you remember that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate
A Lady Gaga/Blaziken comparison is trending and I'm just about as happy as can be.
So last weekend @ajguard_98 and I had an adventure in Ocean City and things got weird. To watch the whole video go to youtu.be/skUrQ_Br6LY
(link in bio!)
Happy Birthday to this loon @katelyndize3
Steve Harvey is a moron and got paid big money to be in an ad because of it. The American Dream.
Y are they playing Star Wars music
I want to see Peyton Manning dab pls
Good challenge by the Panthers
Our first catch controversy! Super Bowl 50 has officially started!
"I usually get hit on by a lot of ladies at bars. So I started wearing crocs to fend them off." -Dwight
When you google one question and the whole exam is there 🔥U
I'm pretty sure the lady at Gulls Nest just tried to kill me judging by how spicy my buffalo chicken wrap is
If I shouldn't be president, may God strike me down now.
In the next 5 years I want to: 1) Go to Europe 2) See The Script in concert 3) Get off the shore 4) Be 100% happy 5) Get lots of sleep :-)
when your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings
When all of ur homework is due at the same time 😊😊😊😊wkO8tjI
"Pam...keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so that we can analyze it at corporate."
In shock that someone at my job complained about a light being turned off before 5:00. It's a switch. Turn it on. 😒🙄
hasn't tweeted yet — so let's allow this Dec. 2013 tweet to speak for him.