I thought they were kidding!! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it in my diary "SportsCenter told a very funny joke today!"
I can't believe Ron Burgundy isn't doing sportscenter tomorrow now.
*heelies away from all of my problems*
Church is seriously going to be so chill tonight
just ordered my christmas present hahaha
why does every pixar movie that doesnt need a sequel get a sequel when the incredibles is just sitting there ripe for the picking
Hey girl, I think a guy named Balaam is looking for you. He said he lost his talking donkey
In the end, people appreciate honest criticism far more than flattery. bible.com/116/PRO28.23.N…
I've literally seen this "Rubber" movie on Netflix for a year now. Why are you all just now deciding to tweet about it??
That episode was better than the season 3 finale
Does it seriously have to end like this?
Someone else is gonna die... But who?
Too bad I couldn't care less about the pocomoke christmas parade #ope
This time tomorrow night, all my tl and instagram will be is pictures from the parade
McDonald's is a zoo right now. In other news, the sky is blue
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.
I just impressed myself by looking at my calculus homework...because I don't remember any of this stuff
Woohoo my avi and header have been upgraded to senior pictures
Pretty sure my phone is broken considering its not charging.. Which means I'm unreachable when it reaches 0%!
im sick and my voice cracks on every other word -_-
Just in case you didn't hate humanity enough. Videos of walmart last night linkis.com/huff.to/GidP
I may not have enough money to buy some clothes I like, but I got FREE MINTS
I wish I had enough money to buy everything I like
First purchase of the night: completed
Happy Thanksgiving, Planet Earth! Giving away Sex Panther cologne. RT and follow to win. Winner picked at 8PM ET pic.twitter.com/vd9n99GWKy
Well this will be an interesting game
This second dinner is going to kill me
Been camped in front of Circuit City for hours now. No one else is even here yet! Haha, sucks for everyone missing all these crazy sales!
Andrew Dize is a star ⭐️. Happy thanksgiving 🍗vine.co/v/hPWQPYEZZvm
Everybody is at my house and I'm still in bed LOL
God has given each of you a gift from his great variety of spiritual gifts. Use them well to serve one another. bible.com/116/1pe.4.10.n…
After watching Donnie Darko and reading the explanation, I can officially say my brain hurts and it's time for bed
Hey.. Happy Thanksgiving!!
So many good movies on tv right now
That's the most selfish thing I've ever seen
So far I've done nothing today but watch Impractical Jokers
i can't believe im going to bed so early
Do people realize they're posting spoilers with the #FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver