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Andrew Dize
I mean it's not like I put it through the car wash yesterday or anything....
$716,470: Cost of IK Enemkpali's punching Geno Smith. Jets have to pay Smith at least $206,471 while on sidelines. IK released, loses $510K.
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why are we more concerned with sexual identity than sexual abuse and exploitation?
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Why'd they give the Rob Lowe DirectTV commercials to Eli Manning...
EVERYONE! Everyone shut up! Trump is about to say something... Fffflllluuuughhharrrghhh #GOPDebate
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Last night lightning struck the house and there's no internet or tv and I think I'm going to go crazy
I don't think I'm mentally ready to begin the search for a new car πŸ˜…
I have this whole next week off and absolutely 0 plans 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Goals: having an exciting enough life to post pictures on Instagram multiple times a week
When summer is almost over and you've done nothing
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I just got offered the job to be Sammy the Seagull! #GoGulls
Jesus why can't people in Salisbury drive
I wonder if I look as miserable as I feel
Today I learned something new 🚲 #trike #custom
The male Pennsatucky goes to my church
Dear Iced Coffee, thank you for being you, and making me, me.
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When you wake up and get in a gooooood stretch
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carter said: "dont ever touch me again" i said "ew i think i got aids on my hand" i was applauded
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The thing about your late night thoughts.. Is they're wrong. Don't believe lies! You are loved and cherished beyond measure. Sleep easy fam!
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you videoed an underage intoxicated girl whilst trying to get her to suck your dick. that's a crime, you pervert…
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It took me way too long to get this πŸ˜‚O
Watch the 10-Minute Pitch Video That Landed β€˜The Muppets’ a New TV Series
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I need to see Ant-Man ASAP
When you want to sleep but can't 😭
Just got lost trying to get back to the campground, but we found Camp David instead
When people need you and you're on a mountain with no service :-)
Everyone please go look at my snapchat story
It's going to be a long week..
Duck Dynasty is currently on Family Feud #yourewelcome
@Andydrewdrew I don't like you bc you came out of the womb first
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*still waiting for an iPad Instagram app*
"Let's add a little Old Bay seasoning." - Every citizen of Maryland today and every other day of summer.
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I really need a vacation
Omg it looks like the world is about to end outside
I went all the way to Tokyo for my birthday!!!!!1!!!1!!!
When you are on your break at work and see the staff struggling because it got busy
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