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Andrew Dize
Goals: having an exciting enough life to post pictures on Instagram multiple times a week
When summer is almost over and you've done nothing
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I just got offered the job to be Sammy the Seagull! #GoGulls
Jesus why can't people in Salisbury drive
I wonder if I look as miserable as I feel
Today I learned something new 🚲 #trike #custom
The male Pennsatucky goes to my church
Dear Iced Coffee, thank you for being you, and making me, me.
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When you wake up and get in a gooooood stretch vine.co/v/e6EeWKubJZu
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carter said: "dont ever touch me again" i said "ew i think i got aids on my hand" i was applauded
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The thing about your late night thoughts.. Is they're wrong. Don't believe lies! You are loved and cherished beyond measure. Sleep easy fam!
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you videoed an underage intoxicated girl whilst trying to get her to suck your dick. that's a crime, you pervert twitter.com/carterreynolds…
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It took me way too long to get this 😂O
Watch the 10-Minute Pitch Video That Landed ‘The Muppets’ a New TV Series bit.ly/1CU3QRQ
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I need to see Ant-Man ASAP
When you want to sleep but can't 😭
Just got lost trying to get back to the campground, but we found Camp David instead
When people need you and you're on a mountain with no service :-)
Everyone please go look at my snapchat story
It's going to be a long week..
Duck Dynasty is currently on Family Feud #yourewelcome
@Andydrewdrew I don't like you bc you came out of the womb first
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*still waiting for an iPad Instagram app*
"Let's add a little Old Bay seasoning." - Every citizen of Maryland today and every other day of summer.
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I really need a vacation
Omg it looks like the world is about to end outside
I went all the way to Tokyo for my birthday!!!!!1!!!1!!!
When you are on your break at work and see the staff struggling because it got busy
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me: looks forward to a thing thing: doesn’t work out
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Being at work doing nothing like this is actually really starting to make me feel horrible all the time
good night to light up a fruit roll up & hit up club penguin
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I just turned the computer monitor on and waited at least a minute before turning the computer on. That's how my day is going 😒
iMessage letting me down forreal
Today was supposed to be a good day




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