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Andrew Marlan
YouTube is going to start charging $9.99/month for an ad-free experience. Or, you know, you could join the rest of 2015 with AdBlock.
That scene ripped out my heart. I'm still not over it. #AHSHotel
Watching someone disrespect their mom that much gets me so upset. I'm legitimately angry, lol. #AHSHotel
"You're a Scorpio, which explains a lot." The amount of times I've heard this in my personal life.. πŸ˜…#AHSHotell
The Paranormal Activity series = trash. Actual garbage.
150 new emojis with the new iOS 9.1 update. Apple knows what the people want.
Relationship status: Craving Taco Bell.
When people show they are unstable before the first date πŸ™Œ
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You know you're forever single when your laptop has its own side of the bed.
#AHSHotel is giving me Murder House vibes and I LOVE IT.
American Horror Story has no chill.
O Jennifer Lawrence I love you so. X
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Today's not a day to pressure coming out. It's a day to show how much support you'll have when you're ready to do so. #NationalComingOutDay
Lady Gaga literally slays. #AHSHotel
No wifi?! #AHSHotel is truly off to a scary start.
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I hope this season isn't a huge disappointment. ☺️ #AHSHotel
It's finally THAT time of year. American Horror Story: Hotel starts tonight!
Fall is the best season. Your wardrobe agrees.
"We are the only advanced country in the world that sees these mass shooting every few months." β€”@POTUS #UCCShooting
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October is the best month. #spooky #scary
My birthday came a month early. First tweet on my new iPhone 6S Plus. 😁
No better satisfaction than getting your friend hooked on a show. Just a disclaimer that you have good taste.
If I could be anyone in this world, it would be Olivia Pope. #Scandal
The winner of #BB17 is a socially awkward floater. Julie Chen was right, this season was full of twists. Nobody saw that coming.
Hahahaha, this is actually the worst thing I've ever seen on tv. #BB17Finale
In the words of @RuPaul, "And the winner is ... Who cares!" #BB17Finale
These answers are actually awful. The only deserving HG is sitting among them in jury. #BB17Finale
Worst final two ever. Hahaha. #BB17Finale
Me flirting: *Corrects your grammar*
Every time it storms, I feel like I'm in a Hilary Duff music video.
*Types long text explaining everything* *Deletes*
Preordered my iPhone 6S Plus πŸ‘πŸΌ
Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.
Hoodie weather is the best time of the year.
I've never seen something more ridiculous than letting the people on the block decide who goes home. #BB17
Some people carry the biggest smiles and the saddest hearts. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
Relationship status: Chinese food.
BREAKING: Judge orders defiant Kentucky clerk to jail after she refuses to issue marriage licenses.
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I think my favorite song on @MileyCyrus' new album is "Pablow the Blowfish." She cries because her fish died and then her friends ate sushi.
Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me
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There are some surprisingly good songs on "Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz." Considering ... you know ... it's named after her dead pets.
This RuPaul's Drag Race reunion with Miley Cyrus is giving me LIFE. #VMAs
The rest of the VMAs are canceled. Kanye has a lot to preach, bruh.
Justin Bieber cried on stage and Miley Cyrus was like, "LOL HERE'S ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND GOD-AWFUL OUTFIT."

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