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Me flirting: *Corrects your grammar*
Every time it storms, I feel like I'm in a Hilary Duff music video.
*Types long text explaining everything* *Deletes*
Preordered my iPhone 6S Plus 👍🏼
Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.
Hoodie weather is the best time of the year.
I've never seen something more ridiculous than letting the people on the block decide who goes home. #BB17
Some people carry the biggest smiles and the saddest hearts. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
Relationship status: Chinese food.
BREAKING: Judge orders defiant Kentucky clerk to jail after she refuses to issue marriage licenses.
I think my favorite song on @MileyCyrus
' new album is "Pablow the Blowfish." She cries because her fish died and then her friends ate sushi.
Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me
There are some surprisingly good songs on "Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz." Considering ... you know ... it's named after her dead pets.
This RuPaul's Drag Race reunion with Miley Cyrus is giving me LIFE. #VMAs
SO MANY DRAG QUEENS PERFORMING WITH MILEY. WHAT IS HAPPENING. #VMAs
The rest of the VMAs are canceled. Kanye has a lot to preach, bruh.
Justin Bieber cried on stage and Miley Cyrus was like, "LOL HERE'S ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND GOD-AWFUL OUTFIT."
DO IT KANYE. DO IT. #VMAs
Nicki Minaj is serving some of the best looks tonight. #VMAs
Jared Leto will always be bae. #VMAs
Lady Gaga's 2009 VMA Paparazzi performance will always be iconic.
Rainy weekends are lazy weekends.
My life is just full of awkward moments.
Starting to feel like fall. Best time of the year.
Hershey, PA tonight! We can't wait. #maroonvtour
It's 106° this heat better find it's mama!
A waitress dropped a saucer on the ground, splashing thick barbecue sauce all over my shoes. :-)
In Pennsylvania for the week. Already saw a guy decked out in U of M clothes. Can't escape the ✋🏼.
Child Protective Services just left me a VM, but I have no children?? She was rude too, like I had just left my imaginary kid in a hot car.
When your favorite shirt shrinks in the wash :-)
Someone asked me today if I had an eating disorder. That is incredibly offensive. Underweight, overweight, we're self-conscious. Be kind.
Literally can't escape the fleet of TSwift tour semis tho.
Driving behind @taylorswift13
's tour semis in Ohio right now. I see you, girl!
Coffee doesn’t even work anymore
Orange is the New Black Season 3 was just released on Netflix. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yes, it bothers me. But one day it won’t.
Everyone knows @katya_zamo
should've won. That's why RuPaul's gag worked so well in the finale. You had the chance to make things right, Ru!
Our Miss Congeniality, @katya_zamo
! ConDRAGulations! #DragRace
she was yellow
, she was ☺️
Two years ago today, I graduated from MSU. #OldManStatus
BREAKING: 4.0 earthquake reported by USGS near Galesburg, Michigan. Shaking reported as far away as Chicago. Did you feel it?
I think I just experienced my first earthquake? 😐
Every loving couple & family deserves to be recognized & treated equally under the law across our nation. #LoveMustWin #LoveCantWait
I love accidentally reading spoilers on social media 😀
If you beat Michigan State you win a National Championship.