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Andrew Marlan
College football season is the best time of the year. #GAMEDAY
There's a difference between not being able to hold a conversation and not wanting to keep it going.
Seth Myers is such a babe.
Lana Del Rey and wine go hand in hand.
Lmao at you losers paying for Uber and Lyft. My mom can just drop us off as long as your mom can pick us up.
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Walked out of the salon and a mom says to her daughter, "Oh, he's cute." I think it's safe to say my new hairstyle is a success.
Taco Bell will have a dollar menu starting tomorrow. BRUH. 😍
Hello University of Michigan. Let's turn up.
Happy #LeftHandersDay! In celebration, I'll be smearing my writing and asking people to cut for me because I'm incapable of using scissors.
We never know how much someone hurts inside, no matter how happy he looks.
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world." -Robin Williams #RIP
August is the Sunday of summer.
Please tell me more about your exes during our date that you asked me on. 😒
"I wouldn't care if my girlfriend was a cyclops with a beard - I'd just be grateful to have someone to make out with." -Looking For Alaska
Pick up the nearest book to you and turn to page 45. The first sentence explains your love life.
I'm running out of things to watch on Netflix. I might need to start making friends soon.
if the purge was real i'd probably hide in aeropostale because no one has been in there since like 2009
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Some days you have to reward yourself with a nice glass of wine. Other days, a bottle will do.
Germany can't win a World War tho. #BackToBackChamps
Nothing is more beautiful than the way a fridge looks after you go grocery shopping.
Netflix is my summer bae.
Wait, Orange is the New Black isn't a documentary?
It's not you, it's your grammar.
The things you hear and see in the guys' locker room at the gym.. 😳
About to turn it all the way down tonight. pic.twitter.com/496kWAzdBT
Literally have the entire Cheesecake Factory to ourselves because we're exclusive. pic.twitter.com/BHRyPj3nmG
A squirrel with a white tail just ran past me. Pretty sure this means I'm being haunted by demons?!? pic.twitter.com/elw1Amgt9i
Fourth of July fireworks drinking game: Take a shot every time you see someone with an American flag shirt from Old Navy.
If I don't chant "USA!" while eating a hotdog at some point today, our Founding Fathers would've died for our sins for no reason.
Me flirting: "Okay."
Maybe you'd have a better relationship with people if you didn't constantly subtweet about them. 😒
Looking For Alaska > The Fault In Our Stars > Paper Towns
Awkwardly unfavoriting someone's tweet because you were just trying to scroll through your TL. 😒
I miss when summer meant sleeping in every day and playing The Sims all day.
So excited to announce that the brilliant filmmaker Sarah Polley will be writing and directing a film adaptation of Looking for Alaska.
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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE OBAMA IS A. #PLL
Reading "Paper Towns", and they broke into Sea World. Hahaha, I wish I could explain why this is so funny to me, but I prob shouldn't. 😏😂
"The book was better."
#FelonCrushFriday is trending. I think I'm officially done with this world.
Looking For Alaska made me want to drive straight and fast into the side of a car. John Green stabs me in the feelings 15 times once again.
We're halfway through 2014. #wut
Literally just waited in a 30-minute line for gas. #TURNUP
You know it's finally summer when gas is $4+ per gallon. 😪🔫
The only World Cup I care about is the Quidditch World Cup.
You know a friendship is over when you unfollow each other.