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Andrew Marlan
YouTube is going to start charging $9.99/month for an ad-free experience. Or, you know, you could join the rest of 2015 with AdBlock.
That scene ripped out my heart. I'm still not over it. #AHSHotel
Watching someone disrespect their mom that much gets me so upset. I'm legitimately angry, lol. #AHSHotel
"You're a Scorpio, which explains a lot." The amount of times I've heard this in my personal life.. ๐Ÿ˜…#AHSHotell
The Paranormal Activity series = trash. Actual garbage.
150 new emojis with the new iOS 9.1 update. Apple knows what the people want.
Relationship status: Craving Taco Bell.
When people show they are unstable before the first date ๐Ÿ™Œ
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You know you're forever single when your laptop has its own side of the bed.
#AHSHotel is giving me Murder House vibes and I LOVE IT.
American Horror Story has no chill.
O Jennifer Lawrence I love you so. X
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Today's not a day to pressure coming out. It's a day to show how much support you'll have when you're ready to do so. #NationalComingOutDay
Lady Gaga literally slays. #AHSHotel
No wifi?! #AHSHotel is truly off to a scary start.
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I hope this season isn't a huge disappointment. โ˜บ๏ธ #AHSHotel
It's finally THAT time of year. American Horror Story: Hotel starts tonight!
Fall is the best season. Your wardrobe agrees.
"We are the only advanced country in the world that sees these mass shooting every few months." โ€”@POTUS #UCCShooting
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October is the best month. #spooky #scary
My birthday came a month early. First tweet on my new iPhone 6S Plus. ๐Ÿ˜
No better satisfaction than getting your friend hooked on a show. Just a disclaimer that you have good taste.
If I could be anyone in this world, it would be Olivia Pope. #Scandal
The winner of #BB17 is a socially awkward floater. Julie Chen was right, this season was full of twists. Nobody saw that coming.
Hahahaha, this is actually the worst thing I've ever seen on tv. #BB17Finale
In the words of @RuPaul, "And the winner is ... Who cares!" #BB17Finale
These answers are actually awful. The only deserving HG is sitting among them in jury. #BB17Finale
Worst final two ever. Hahaha. #BB17Finale
Me flirting: *Corrects your grammar*
Every time it storms, I feel like I'm in a Hilary Duff music video.
*Types long text explaining everything* *Deletes*
Preordered my iPhone 6S Plus ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
Trust the vibes you get, energy doesnโ€™t lie.
Hoodie weather is the best time of the year.
I've never seen something more ridiculous than letting the people on the block decide who goes home. #BB17
Some people carry the biggest smiles and the saddest hearts. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
Relationship status: Chinese food.
BREAKING: Judge orders defiant Kentucky clerk to jail after she refuses to issue marriage licenses.
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I think my favorite song on @MileyCyrus' new album is "Pablow the Blowfish." She cries because her fish died and then her friends ate sushi.
Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me
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There are some surprisingly good songs on "Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz." Considering ... you know ... it's named after her dead pets.
This RuPaul's Drag Race reunion with Miley Cyrus is giving me LIFE. #VMAs
The rest of the VMAs are canceled. Kanye has a lot to preach, bruh.
Justin Bieber cried on stage and Miley Cyrus was like, "LOL HERE'S ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND GOD-AWFUL OUTFIT."

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