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Andrew Marlan
Get to know me, don't write on my wall after I die saying you wish you had.
I would do anything for Taco Bell right now. ANYTHING.
Ugh, why do I always feel so dead when I wake up in the morning? *Stays up all night for no reason*
It makes me so happy when I see the people closest to me succeed. It reminds me that I surround myself with the right people.
lol is it Friday yet
If my body was an iPhone battery, it would be at like 2% right now
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Lived it up at University of Michigan, Michigan State University and Central Michigan University this weekend. Woof, exhausted.
University of Michigan, I am inside you. Who's at @Necto?
Sometimes I get jealous of unemployed people who are basically on a permanent weekend, but then I get my paycheck and think maybe not.
Okay, it's 2014. Why doesn't the weekend start on Thursday?
Y'all saved my life. Someone hacked my account and it's fixed now. BACK OFF, HACKERS.
I was planning on going to the gym, but my iPhone is about to die. I can't work out without music. Oops, skipping.
Some girl left her Chinese food in the cubicle next to me. That was a mistake.
My new iPhone lock screen is beautiful and totally normal.
This week is literally the slowest ever. I'm ready for the weekend now.
Three years ago today I called in sick to work to watch a new episode of Desperate Housewives. Some things don't ...
I was totally planning on going to the gym after work, but I forgot my headphones. Can't workout without music. Oops, skipping.
A helicopter just landed next to my work and I told everyone it was Obama picking me up for a late lunch.