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I just figured out I can plug my MacBook Pro with Retina Display into my HDTV. I AM SCREAMING.
If you want to impress me at the bar, don't buy me a drink - buy me chicken wings. #keytomyheart
Quality time with my girl at crunchys. instagram.com/p/ZT8WA4HO27/
Thanks! I love it too. RT @pillow_dvck: @AndrewMarlan your baton twirling is just f*cking impressive I <3 it
Minnesota passed Marriage Equality, becoming the 12th state to legally recognize gay marriage. Retweet for #MarriageEquality in ALL states!
Who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job, like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
#ILoveMyMomBecause she raised me with standards and morals that have stuck with me. Happy Mother's Day!
When you party at another college it allows you to realize that East Lansing is the best party spot in the world. #takemeback
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autocorrect really needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
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Whoever invented ranch, I salute you.
It's pathetic how many people will try to weaken your name in an attempt to exalt their own.
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"Ugh, I hate being irresistible."
No worse feeling than ordering a feast from @TacoBell then FORGETTING SAUCE. #mylifeisover
People who're boycotting A&F, but never actually bought any of their clothes in the first place. That isn't really boycotting....
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I can hear the final MSU Spartan Marching Band drumline auditions from my apartment right now. Sounds good! Good luck to everyone.
Glee would be a lot better if they didn't sing so much.
I always fastforward through the songs on Glee. #terriblecovers #notrelevantanyway
Watching some hockey game in a bar. #bropoints
American Idol Cleans House! Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban, Mariah Carey, & Randy Jackson All OUT! perez.ly/11rjGRw pic.twitter.com/893kSwFkhB
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In one week, the average person will actually learn more from Google than 4 years of high school.
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3,000 teenagers DIE each year from TEXTING WHILE DRIVING...More deadly than drinking and driving. WISE UP! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…
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Hands down, I have the worlds cutest mom
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#CantBeInARelationship if you go through my phone. You're supposed to trust me.
Oops, forgot to eat today. Hopefully I wake up with a six pack.
Too many people knocking on my door while I'm trying to nap! #nothavingit
Spent the afternoon twirling baton outside in this INCREDIBLE weather. #gettingsun
It's weird how it's summer and I'm not reporting on Mackinac right now. I actually kinda miss it.. #PureMichigan
As a former model for Abercrombie & Fitch, I'm really not surprised by the CEO's comment about not expanding for larger women.
I really need to change my number so irrelevant people can't text me.
The ability to keep a secret distinguishes friend from acquaintance.
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People really need to stop using the word "gay" as an insult.
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The Sims 4 is coming out in 2014. I AM SCREAMING.
It's pretty insane how clear the MacBook Pro with Retina Display is. All other screens look really blurry now that I've got this. #amazed
I just want to sleep for a month now. #donewithcollegestressforever
Professional studio graduation pictures: check. #longday #passingout
All we can do is be a better friend to others than they are to you.
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Just graduated from MSU yesterday and now I'm downloading @TheSims3 University Life. #imisscollege
My ex is a perfect example of how stupid I can be
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It's weird being at a band competition without me competing in it. #old