Remember when you spent years looking for a birth certificate that didn't exist twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
The year is 2017. Donald J. Trump is President. The primary resistance leaders are Teen Vogue and the Merriam-Webster online dictionary.
show director “guy in audience, iPad Pro.. do you see him?… zoom, great got it. Hold………..”
Crowd at Obama Farewell Address chants, "4 more years! 4 more years!"
Pres. Obama: "I can't do that."
"Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.
Oh cool the preferred presidential candidate of the religious right is now involved in a story with prostitutes and pee. This is normal.
imagine you were such a fuck up that meryl streep used a lifetime achievement speech to tell the world how shitty you are
If you think this golden shower news is crazy, I recommend remembering that we CAUGHT HIM ON TAPE BRAGGING ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT.
Dear God, I cannot deal with four years of this 💩@realDonaldTrump
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Wikileaks."
I'm really gonna miss President Obama and his incredible First Lady 😰
I'm sure Trump is pissed.
Has Trump ever told the truth?
This is a serious question. It seems like he lies about everything, even things of little to no importance.
What if... what if the people who live in diverse cities filled with multitudes of points of view AREN'T the ones living in a bubble?
"celebrities should stay out of politics!!" - people who voted for a reality tv joke to be the president
Trump may ask whoever he wants, but still neither myself nor Mexico are going to pay for his racist monument.
Another promise he can't keep.
Happy New Year! Especially to anyone cute and single reading this tweet.
The Capitol is lit tonight 😍#PokémonGo
Okay, this #PokémonGo
event is alright. 😊5
How dare President Obama govern until his term is up, and not cede power early to the charlatan? How uppity of him. nym.ag/2idkjeb
You know that Obama is the president right? Could this be the result of the last 8 years not the next 4? twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
I'm very full and very happy! 😊
Finally, my Apple Watch has a purpose. 🤤twitter.com/pokemongoapp/s…
All I want for Christmas is to sleep for a solid month.
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
NEW: Clinton leads Trump by more than two percentage points in popular vote, per AP:
Clinton: 65,788,583 (48.3%)
Trump: 62,955,363 (46.2%)
iOS updates mean new emojis 🤤
When Santa Pikachu flees from you.. 😭#PokémonGo
A snowy winter night is the best excuse to be lazy with a cozy blanket and hot beverage.
So.................we got a real problem if our soon to be President sides with Russia over our own intelligence agencies.
if only someone had warned us..
can I please just sleep for a week
Turn off the TV and read the constitution twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Netflix finally lets you download shows and movies to watch offline theverge.com/2016/11/30/137…
"Just sign here."
'Fascism' is still our #1 lookup.
# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.
There's still time to look something else up.
Trump now fantasizing publicly about spurious reasons to imprison people at seven in the morning twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
This man is about to treat the Constitution like toilet paper. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Our president-elect is casually tweeting about taking people's citizenship away for something that hasn't been ille… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
The 45th President of these United States.
This is the only tweet Obama made during his time as President-elect twitter.com/BarackObama/st…
Who can protect us from our own president-elect???? We need a president of the world or something. Universe. Someone. Please help us.
President-elect Donald Trump falsely claims in bizarre tweets that "millions" voted illegally for Clinton: peoplem.ag/J7hjf6K
Our president must act presidential, each word measured and supported. You, sir, are a disgrace and an embarrassmen… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Morning = made. #PokémonGo
If he were sincerely against the Nazis celebrating him, Trump should be able to oppose them as strongly as he has, say, Rosie O'Donnell.
Obama got booed a lot, too. It's easy to forget that, because he didn't tweet about it all the time, because he's not an insecure man-child.