Pokémon > People's Lives. Whatever. 🙃🙃🙃
Watching people clearly playing Pokémon Go while driving 🙃🙃🙃
I appreciate how almost every song during #AGT
is One Direction. ☺️👌🏼
"The Winner Takes It All" always reminds me of @Alaska5000
's performance after she lost Season 5 😭 But then I remember there's All Stars 2!
My favorite part of today was watching my coworkers, who are beyond grown, chase Pokémon around the building. 😂👌🏼
If you told me when I was 10 that in 15 years I'd still be playing Pokemon, I would've been like, "Yeah, I know."
Pokémon Go makes running errands five times longer, but it also turns a chore into a game, so who wins here ☺️👌🏼
People who steal tweets make me so sad
I'm more interested in joining Team Rocket and stealing other people's Pokémon. #PokemonGO
"Depends...what kinda Pokemon you have in your area?"
"Nah I'm okay"
Out to eat for dinner and our restaurant is a Pokémon Go gym. 😍😍😍
What is going on America?
When you accidentally take a nap and wake up disoriented and confused 😴😳😩
Today was my Monday at work thanks to the long holiday weekend, and boy, was it tough. #6dayweekend
Pokémon Go is changing my life.
POKEMON GO IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE ON THE US APP STORE!
? You don't have to tell me twice.
I hate when people call me "buddy." I'm not your bud or your buddy!
Coming back from vacation is the worst, but sleeping in my own bed is the best. So basically I need to vacation with my own bed.
Saw Saddam Hussein trending and thought "What the hell?" Then looked it up and said, "Ahh, of course. Should've known."
I get really mad when im full cuz it's just not fair., I should be able to eat more. Why would God do this to me if he luvs me.
Wishing everyone a safe & happy #IndependenceDay
🇺🇸 "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
Another gorgeous day for boating on the lake. ☀️🛥#PureMichigan
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Waking up on the lake is so peaceful. ☺️🌅🛥☀️🌷 My body is ready for a week of relaxation. 👌🏼🇺🇸✨🎉
Peanut butter and chocolate is just yes.
My Fourth of July weekend starts now! No work until Wednesday. Going up north to the lake tonight. Life is good. 😊
the new gay fish pokemon is already iconic
One day closer to Fourth of July weekend. 🇺🇸✨⛱🎉🍺🌭🍔
I want Chinese food. And all the msg.
Okay Frank, now put up Paul. #BB18
What about Paulie tho #BB18 #8Pack
Thank you #BB18
for abandoning Battle of the Block. That made everything too predictable.
Barnes & Noble sued Apple and won, and today I received a sizable Barnes & Noble credit as part of the settlement. #ItPaysToRead
If this is the social game the newbies will be playing all season, the vets have a fighting chance despite being severely outnumbered. #BB18
Have these newbies ever seen the show before? I've never witnessed such an awful social game. #BB18
Why am I constantly buying new chargers for my MacBook Pro 😩😩😩
Not gonna lie, I'm kind of obsessed with this season already. #BB18
Big Brother 18 premieres tonight and my excitement CAN'T. BE. TAMED.
Every time I post a Snap showing any demonstration of flexibility. Never fails.
Trump has written a lot of books about business—but they all seem to end at Chapter 11.
How can Orange is the New Black end like that?? I can't wait a whole year until next season!
Me at Finding Dory: "I don't want kids."
Orange is the New Black is going to consume the majority of my weekend and I am okay with that.
All Stars 2 cast has been revealed! This season is going to be 🔥🔥�SNf
This makes me so angry. Looking For Alaska is one of my favorite books. 😩twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
I miss Howard Stern. #AGT
is missing an honest judge who isn't afraid to say "no."