People who've hired lawyers:
1. The Attorney General
2. The VP
3. The President
4. The President's Son-In-Law
5. The President's Lawyer
Twitter is now just a list of stuff Donald Trump is getting away with
Tickets = purchased! See you in a month, Chicago 😍😍twitter.com/pokemongoapp/s…
Also, I hope they never introduce an edit button. Too much room for horrible alterations to retweets. Proofread your tweets, y'all.
Everyone's complaining, but I actually like this #NewTwitter
Give us your pens instead. Do something meaningful. Stop praying and start legislating. You've let gun violence become the norm. twitter.com/TPM/status/874…
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers why don't we pass meaningful legal reforms to address that mass shootings have become normalized?
Days to hit a 60% disapproval rating:
H.W. Bush: Never
W. Bush: 1,756
Trump has postponed his trip to the U.K. due to low support. So, I guess no visits to the U.S. either?
Solstice Celebration starts now! For a limited time, encounter more Fire-type and Ice-type Pokémon as you explore the world!
Never forget that your president gloated after 49 gay people were murdered in a nightclub twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Less than 150 days after taking the oath of office, the president is reassuring followers he won't be impeached
Finished the new season of Orange is the New Black. So much happened, yet nothing really happened at all. Woof. #OITNB
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
It's time, enjoy.
One of these two men is lying.
I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya?
History made: Former FBI director calls a sitting president a liar.
Nothing big here, just a former FBI director directly and repeatedly calling the president of the United States a liar.
It's time to demand Donald Trump's resignation rol.st/2rIBCXd
Exchange between @SenJeffMerkley
& Secretary @BetsyDeVosED
on LGBTQ and religious discrimination.
One year ago, we lost 49 LGBT friends and allies in a horrific mass shooting at Pulse Nightclub.
How Sadiq Khan and Trump each responded:
YES! In London it takes THREE terrorists to murder SEVEN people while in Orlando ONE can kill FORTY NINE. The Brits are LOSERS without guns!
The Associated Press on the President of the United States apne.ws/2rCD0uf
23-year-old Ariana Grande is showing more dignity & grace in the face of terrorism than the 70-year-old man supposedly leading the free word
JUST IN: The @BritishRedCross
has raised over $9,000,000.00 through #OneLoveManchester
benefit concert: abcn.ws/2rzomE6
They had to use knives and a truck because they couldn't get hold of guns. Imagine the carnage if they had & had returned police fire. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Crying. So beautiful. Everyone better be watching and donating right now.
imagine having access to the best intelligence services in the world & just re-tweeting the Drudge Report instead
Glad we both agree the ban is a ban. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.
The most dysfunctional team in #AmazingRace
history just won. 😳😂
The Disney CEO is a badass 🙌�twitter.com/robertiger/sta…
Thank you for being a part of our journey. Sensates forever.
Over 5x the amount of RTs... She just won the popular vote. Again.
People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
At spelling bee...
Judge: The word is #covfefe
Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: Despite the constant negative press covfefe
A Twitter story in three acts.
Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much twitter.com/kensingtonroya…
Didn't bother watching #DragRace
tonight. I just don't feel winner vibes from anyone left. Valentina. 😪K
You tiny, tiny, tiny little man.
"Congressman who body-slammed reporter doesn't believe in retirement because Noah built the ark at 600" is a valid sentence now
Good rule of thumb: If you would rather commit second-degree assault than discuss your healthcare bill, it's not probably a great bill.
from the bottom of my heart, i am so so sorry. i don't have words.
dear world, more love pls
My heart is heavy. No words. People go to concerts to have the time of their lives, not lose their lives. 💔@ArianaGrande