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Andrew K. Hilbert
It's Morphin' Time!!!!
Emma and the hedgehog.
Emanuel and the hedgehog.
You know what's creepy? Your projection towards Meeeeeeeeeeeeowth!!!!
Don't be afraid. Le Cat accepts all your lies; for all lies are apart of who we truly are. Come, walk pass meow...
Like Don Quijote, Can La Kitty not tell facts from fiction. - Le Cat, da Pirate of the Sue Ass Channel ♫
"O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or, if thou wilt not, be but...
Wille Zum Leben < Libido dominandi < Power of Procrastination < Das Nicht < Dukka < L’Etre < Telos < Yoko Ono
"Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vexed, a...
The human girl whom Le cat just had a crush a crash a hard crush on turns out to be a famous Catfish; Nhart...
Khaing Hsu Yie Soe <3 Oh
How can Le cat know for sure that Le cat is having the false belief that Le cat is having the false belief? —...
Le Cat is cancer to English Grammar.
Chicken fucker from Outer-space. Yummy Yummy
Amazon Deal of the Day: 20% off Cards Against Humanity card sets…
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@DaniellaMicaela: Facebook rolls out video profile pictures via @lisahopeking”hue hue hue
Rangoon is awesome 😺
Dookoo Dookoo is here <3. Yes, She's so cute. I like her. okay?
My brother is in Bosnia. That's insane!!!
Achievement unlock: Mum saw all the dick pics von mine Freund.
Apple updates Privacy website with details on latest iOS 9 and iPhone features
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Comment Suck Sick Lee? Frenchies und Andrew :3 Yes, Suck my dick.
Chicken Fucker From Outer space
Bunny is a meanie. Kitty hates her not.
Academia pushes a new kind of peer review for research with ‘Sessions’
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The "time remaining" for my download progress bar keeps going up. Finally, proof that time is an illusion.
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Jesus said the meek will inherit the earth, but instead the strong just used his message to tighten their power. Bummer for Jesus.
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Troy Carter on Taylor Swift, piracy and streaming models that work #TCDisrupt
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BTW She loves ...... ewwwwwwww fuck get away!!!!
Cats are smarter than dogs because they've come to understand the ultimate truth: that napping is the best thing you can do in life.
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Harry Potter and the set of all sets that do not contain themselves -
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"Hey everyone, you know what would be a fun party game? Defining the nature of justice!" "Oh god dammit you guys, who invited Socrates?"
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Ad blockers are topping the charts in the App Store
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Gemeinschaft Waller Ring a Sacred Place Vielen Danke God's Disgrace
I'm using an unreliable narrator in my novel, but he also says that he's an unreliable narrator, so you can't even trust that.
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