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Andre Yates
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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
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I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
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If a woman texts you back ''K.'' check all your previous messages to see where you screwed up.
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I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
Wuts the difference between an Lebron an a Fag? Trik question there iz no difference
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Blame the statistics, not the statistician.
Never use the irrational as an excuse.
Shit happens when you trust the wrong people.
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On the 7th day the Lord rested, and smoked a bong... it's @stonerjesus420 Show time via stonerjesus.net & @GashouseRadio RIGHT NOW!
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I'd rather look back at my life and say "Hell yea I did that shit" instead of saying, "I wish I did that shit"
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85% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. RT if you find it.
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After this semester, I need a beer or 10.
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I don't freestyle cuz my style ain't free.
Girl walks in with half her tits showing, I look. I'm the pervert. So I walk in with half my cock showing. Girl looks & I'm still the perv!
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I saw this post the other day "God made weed, man made beer. In God we trust."
2 big chainz one big choppa
Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards is 'Dammit I'm mad'.
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I won't deny it, imma straight ridah. -Tupac
A Slut is like a big toe, It's been banged on every piece of furniture in the house
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I love it when people throw out those inspirational tweets like ‘live life to the fullest’ after they’ve spent the entire day on Twitter.
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