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Andre Yates
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What do you think? Smart Law OR Stupid Law ? (Retweet) (Favorite) pic.twitter.com/q4Ozdd9wOU
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97% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a 'CIA' agent in the 1980s.
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1. Enter code: 432112311 into a vending machine. 2. Quickly press & hold the coin return button. 3. Change will fall into the tray.
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Made in China' stickers are made in Korea!
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Swans only have one partner for their entire life & if their partner dies they could possibly pass away from a broken heart.
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I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass 😏
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The World’s Worst Serial Killer received only 22 years in prison for the rape and murder of over 140 children.
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Did the 1996 US issued dollar bills hold secrets foretelling 9/11? pic.twitter.com/HPTXTAIFa1
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According to an experiment, Double Stuff Oreos only have 1.86 times the creme, not double.
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Paper due and low on Black Ink? Change font color to dark Tan. It looks almost indistinguishable to black.
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"When you watch a Netflix episode high and finish it and be like 'shit I was too high now idr shit, I need to re-watch it'" -MN
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"Stages of writing a paper: 1) Putin it off. 2) Stalin. 3) Russian to finish." — UVA
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Check it out gofundme.com/lurcto It makes me very depressed i dont have the money to help out people like this. My prayers shall follow.
In 2002, there were no billionaires in China. In 2007, there are 106 billionaires.
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If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube
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Purchasing plane tickets while your browser is in Incognito mode will lower the prices
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For *express* service on elevators, press the "close door" & your floor # at the same time. You'll skip all floors between.
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"stop thinking about it" wow thank you I am cured u should write a book
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Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest
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signs a girl lost in an argument: - yeah, but.. - whatever - *brings up past events*
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My daughter always tells her boyfriend that she's dripping wet. Should I get her a towel?
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My daughter told me that she failed her pregnancy test, so I told her to study harder next time...
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My daughter told me that she likes to play with herself in her room. I need to find her some more friends!
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My daughter really doesn't want light in her room. She put a towel under her door. She needs to clean her room. It smells like a skunk!
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.
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Officer: Sir, are you aware how fast you were going? "Well my snapchat selfie says 60 mph..." Officer: omg add me
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when you both are mad but you both still wanna talk
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You can call 1-888-567-8688 to remove yourself from all credit reporting agencies, which will stop credit card applications in your mail.
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Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields
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"Weezy F Baby and the F is for Phenomenal" - Lil Wayne
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"She got a big booty so i call her big booty" -2 chainz
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“Had a phone in jail, that’s a cellphone" - Lil Wayne
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This shit calms meh down




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