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Andre Yates
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RT if you pay more than $4.00 for a can. The struggle is real for you, my friend.
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Blown out The state of a females vagina after having been invaded more times than Poland.
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don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008
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Only 20% of people will instantly understand this: 2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle. R-T if you actually get it.
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RT if you're: -Pro God -Pro Gun -Pro Life -Pro Dip Anti Obama
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(P + l) (a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan.
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You would have to consume about 1,500 pounds of marijuana within 15 minutes to overdose.
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Hiccups? Inhale through your mouth, swallow your spit twice and slowly exhale through your nose.
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Holding your breath and swallowing 3 times with your mouth closed will get rid of the hiccups.
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If there's one thing I've learned from Xbox live it's that a lot of 12 year old's have "slept with my mom."
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I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread…I just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf
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Get unlimited skips for Pandora by opening an incognito tab.
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If you dial 3-0-7-5-6-6-6-5-5-5-6-6-6-3-0-7-5-6-6-6-5-5-3-2-1 on a touchtone phone you'll play 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'.
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How to play happy birthday on your phone. Dial: 112163 112196 11#9632 969363
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(._.) ( l: ) ( .-.) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
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A high GPA looks good on paper, but networking and building friendships is what gets you a job.
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The only way Marijuana can kill you is if you get murdered by a serial killer whose name is Marijuana
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When people ask me Plz because it’s shorter than please, I tell them no because it’s shorter than yes.
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There is a village in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
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If you stay *completely* still for about 15 minutes your body will shut down and you will fall asleep
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After an argument, over 80% people think of all the clever things they should have said!
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Your age doesn’t define your maturity, your grades don’t define your intellect, and rumors don’t define who you are.
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Dip is to baseball as tampons are to lacrosse.
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Chief Keef could probably run a country better than Obama.
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