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97% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a 'CIA' agent in the 1980s.
1. Enter code: 432112311 into a vending machine. 2. Quickly press & hold the coin return button. 3. Change will fall into the tray.
Me trying to figure out women 😂😂pic.twitter.com/UjOVPWhYfz
Made in China' stickers are made in Korea!
Swans only have one partner for their entire life & if their partner dies they could possibly pass away from a broken heart.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass 😏
The World’s Worst Serial Killer received only 22 years in prison for the rape and murder of over 140 children.
Did the 1996 US issued dollar bills hold secrets foretelling 9/11? pic.twitter.com/HPTXTAIFa1
According to an experiment, Double Stuff Oreos only have 1.86 times the creme, not double.
Paper due and low on Black Ink? Change font color to dark Tan. It looks almost indistinguishable to black.
"When you watch a Netflix episode high and finish it and be like 'shit I was too high now idr shit, I need to re-watch it'" -MN
"Stages of writing a paper: 1) Putin it off. 2) Stalin. 3) Russian to finish." — UVA
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It makes me very depressed i dont have the money to help out people like this. My prayers shall follow.
Like I love you - Justin Timberlake vine.co/v/M7taO0n663z
Make a beat out of anything vine.co/v/MQOAb6dwuF2
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In 2002, there were no billionaires in China. In 2007, there are 106 billionaires.
If you want to download a Youtube video, just add "ss" to the URL between www. and Youtube
Purchasing plane tickets while your browser is in Incognito mode will lower the prices
For *express* service on elevators, press the "close door" & your floor # at the same time. You'll skip all floors between.
"stop thinking about it" wow thank you I am cured u should write a book
Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest
signs a girl lost in an argument:
- yeah, but..
- *brings up past events*
Most of my friends are askholes pic.twitter.com/d5ODTd5Im7
My daughter always tells her boyfriend that she's dripping wet. Should I get her a towel?
My daughter told me that she failed her pregnancy test, so I told her to study harder next time...
My daughter told me that she likes to play with herself in her room. I need to find her some more friends!
My daughter really doesn't want light in her room. She put a towel under her door. She needs to clean her room. It smells like a skunk!
Think of a number.
Take away the number you started with.
Your answer is three.
Officer: Sir, are you aware how fast you were going?
"Well my snapchat selfie says 60 mph..."
Officer: omg add me
when you both are mad but you both still wanna talk
You can call 1-888-567-8688 to remove yourself from all credit reporting agencies, which will stop credit card applications in your mail.
Kim - Where is North West?
Kanye - *takes out compass*
Kim - I mean my baby!
Kanye - I'm right here.
Kim - Jesus Kanye!
Kanye - Yeezus*
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields
"Trap or die" - Trapinthions 10:17
"Weezy F Baby and the F is for Phenomenal"
- Lil Wayne
"She got a big booty so i call her big booty"
“Had a phone in jail, that’s a cellphone"
- Lil Wayne