When you're trying to low key tell your crush you like her
I'm sorry but unlike you, I'm not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. I am more of a casino, where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot
Anatidaephobia is the weird fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Idc what anyone says "CoD: Advanced Warfare" is complete SHIT. Game takes no tactics at all. Cut your head off and fly away with a jetpack
What do you think?
Smart Law OR Stupid Law ?
97% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a 'CIA' agent in the 1980s.
1. Enter code: 432112311 into a vending machine. 2. Quickly press & hold the coin return button. 3. Change will fall into the tray.
Me trying to figure out women 😂😂Yfz
Made in China' stickers are made in Korea!
Swans only have one partner for their entire life & if their partner dies they could possibly pass away from a broken heart.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass 😏
The World’s Worst Serial Killer received only 22 years in prison for the rape and murder of over 140 children.
Did the 1996 US issued dollar bills hold secrets foretelling 9/11?
According to an experiment, Double Stuff Oreos only have 1.86 times the creme, not double.
Paper due and low on Black Ink? Change font color to dark Tan. It looks almost indistinguishable to black.
"When you watch a Netflix episode high and finish it and be like 'shit I was too high now idr shit, I need to re-watch it'" -MN
"Stages of writing a paper: 1) Putin it off. 2) Stalin. 3) Russian to finish." — UVA
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It makes me very depressed i dont have the money to help out people like this. My prayers shall follow.