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Sumit Anand
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Dating a South Indian girl, so that she can be a strong password.
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आज पाकिस्तान की हालत उस लौंडे जैसी है जो "भैया मिर्च तीखी रखना" कहने के बाद गांड फटने पर नूडल्स पर सारी कायनात की टोमेटो सॉस उडेल लेता है।
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In Jail: Sanjay Dutt " Jailer saab, muje fir se Bapu dikh rela hai" Jailer "Kidhar" Dutt "Wo udhar dhoti me" Jailer "Abe Asaram hai wo"
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Milkha Singh : Papa choolhe mei aag nahin jal rahi Papa : Tu baith ja phir wahan Milkha Singh : Kyun? Papa : TU HAI AAG MILKHAA
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Got a call from Papa at 5pm. 8 of them stuck flat no 5, 3rd floor, govt bldg 1. Jawahar Ngr chowk SBI atm, srinagar. PL escalate #JKfloods
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ससुरा समझे में नहीं आ रहा कि हमरे देस में कउन ज्यादा एक्सपोज करता है, शर्लिन चोपड़ा कि आम आदमी पार्टी!
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Hello September ..... Surprise me ! #fb
' किसे पूजे प्रमाण पत्र आयोग' बनना चाहिए । साईं को लेकर धर्मसंसद का क्या मतलब है । जब पत्थर को देवता मान लिया तो साईं को क्यों नहीं ।
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Much awaited Mars orbiter #Mangalyaan will reach red planet in 33 days. #ISRO pic.twitter.com/PmGYv268XN
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Jill Abramson: "I'm Not Ashamed of Getting Fired" cosmopolitan.com/career/intervi… #fb
Boy: BF hai? Girl: Haan Boy: HD mein hai?? **blocked**
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Airpush Wins Most Innovative Advertising Data Solution From DataWeek + API World 2014 airpush.com/airpush-wins-m…
भारतीय मुसलमानों के जीवन में दो चीजें तय है- चुनाव के समय राजनैतिक पार्टी चुतिया बनाएगी और ईद पे सलमान खान।
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सलमान खान अगर पाध भी दे तो उनके बकचोद फैंस- "भाई क्या पाधा है भाई, भाई क्या खुशबु है भाई, भाई गांड है या परफ्यूम की दुकान भाई" #BhaiRoxx
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Wars have produced more victims than solutions .. The Malaysian airline tragedy.. Yet another example.... #WarChorNaYaar #fb
1947 :: Shanukham Chetty, Finance Minister, broadcasting on All India Radio after the First Budget of India pic.twitter.com/ml6xII8lPy
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“We’ll need you to print it out, sign then scan and email it” *Screen grab* *Add signature* *Rotate slightly* *Add noise* *Email*
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खबरदार :-) "@DDNewsHindi: मध्यप्रदेश के बडवानी जिले के आरक्षित वन क्षेत्र में जंगली खरगोश का शिकार करने के आरोप में 14 लोग गिरफ्तार"
Awesome moment..father hugs and lifts his daughter as she became Officer in Indian Army after passing parade ceremony pic.twitter.com/Ir8ZupRw1v
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;-) "@DDNewsHindi: #BRAvsCHI ब्राजील शूट आउट में 3-2 से जीता ब्राजील - हां, ना, हां, ना, हां = 3 चिली- ना, ना, हां, हां, ना = 2" #fb
Too worthless to question Pancham da's music. Too glad to have "ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga" in my phone. #Pancham4ever #fb
Light and Sound Show at Old Fort, "Ishq-e-Dilli" is a must visit. Gives you a better picture of Delhi's History pic.twitter.com/o7LMAmEvk1
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How we built our Real-time Analytics Platform » MaxCDN Blog blog.maxcdn.com/learned-stop-w… #facebook
The only handwritten written newspaper that still exists in India!Love for calligraphy & Urdu keeps it going.Amazing! pic.twitter.com/j4q8hRflLi
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In laws: khana bana leti ho? Girl: haan In laws: special characters batao.. G: /|\~<>€£¥+*^%#}[{]
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ऑफिस के नीचे जो आपकी किश्तों वाली कार खड़ी है ना.... उसे साफ़ कर के , कोई अपना घर चलाता है , कभी सोचा है... ??
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Pata nahi kitno ne tabiyat se pathar uchaal kar khud ka hi sar phod liya.. #fb
जिमी शेरगिल इज अ बिग चूतिया...कोई समझदार इंसान इतने बढ़िया माल को उदय चोपड़ा के लिये कैसे छोड़ सकता है !! #MereYaarKiShadiHai
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डियर @DrKumarVishwas आप तो कहते थे जीतें या हारें अमेठी की सेवा करते रहेगें !कहां चले गये अमेठी छोड़कर, सड़क पर झाड़ू कौन लगायेगा अब!!
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Bad luck Dravid.. When legends clash it hurts. #MIvsRR #fb
New Indian government already sends out threat to Pakistan: youtu.be/RKw48dxa-rI
Now that Nitish has left and BJP is strong in Bihar, I would expect Modi to pay attention to Bihar. We are sick of migrating to other states
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Ha ha "@JohnnyHindi: आज सुबह ओबामा ने बिस्तर में उठते हुए मिशेल का माथा चूमकर कहा - केम छो !!" #fb
Understanding Polymer - Web Development Framework bit.ly/1o1ic7S
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रागा गांड फटी में छत के चबुतरे पर बैठ गऐ हैं औऱ शक्तिमान बचाओ... शक्तिमान बचाओ चिल्ला रहे हैं।
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India has won! भारत की विजय। अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं।
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One thing MBA taught me is- What a commerce student does for 3 years, an engineer can just read it and do the same in an hour. #TrueStory
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Getting into verdict day, I hope India has voted decisively, so we have five years of a decisive, progressive and stable government. #fb
#Mobile Advertising Leader @airpush Named One of the Best Places to Work in L.A. By @LABJcommunity: bit.ly/122805n
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फ़िर दफ़्तर निकल जाऊँगा... #mbaria pic.twitter.com/aJwd35NWdw
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An “Architect” in: 1700: designs buildings and structures 2003: guy from The Matrix Reloaded 2014: downloads and configures Bootstrap
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'बेवकूफों' ने लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाने का अभियान शुरु कर दिया है...
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