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amyvonblack
vinylpunkcoffee 105 followers

My 2 y/o has been in my bed watching Ghosbusters without making a peep for the past hour and 15 minutes. Srsly how did I get so lucky?!
"I fall in love with everything, I also hate everything. It's very hard to be a misanthrope and romantic."
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Probably shouldn't have eaten Krispy Kreme for breakfast since I'm sick and was puking half the night😑😩 they were so good though.
Nooooooo. I'm sick! I threw up at 3am for no reason and now I'm achy all over and can hardly move😩😷
I wrote 100k tweets 5 years ago & programmed a bot to send some out every day. You're probably reading this 3 years from when it was typed
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SOMETiMES i WAKE UP iN THE MiDDLE OF THE NiGHT AND WANDER iNTO A FORREST LOOKiNG FOR UFO'S AND TRY TO GET ABDUCTED BY ALiENS FOR YOU
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How she says, "Yup, we're having an earthquake," is as funny as his face. vine.co/v/MheME0EYjaj
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And I don't want to workout to lose weight, I want to tone up and gain an ass. Just FYI before anyone has any smartass comments
I need motivation to work out. And looking at pictures of amazingly fit women IS NOT MOTIVATION. It just makes me mad. 😂
Look, I'm into Star Trek and High School level education, but I can't deal with this show. #cosmos
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People be crazyyyyy y'all.
t.i is leaving tiny for me . sorry
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Ordering Dominos online is amazing.
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I'm only gonna be retweeting @UberFactsPlus from now on k
Organic clean eating never tasted so good. The finished product is even better. My mouth is orgasming right now pic.twitter.com/ACDwHYmFTU
WHY AM I ALWAYS HUNGRY? I'M NOT EVEN PMSING ANYMORE UGH
IF I GO 2 A PLACE AND THEY DONT HAVE FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED ORGANIC SINGLE ORIGIN NATURALLY PROCESSED COFFEE I WALK RIGHT BACK OUT THE DOOR
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I always say I'm gonna stop using twitter because it's soooo dumb, but then I get bored 5 seconds later and tweet. UGH
Don't think there are no beasts just because the forest is silent pic.twitter.com/sZKALOAtpr
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THE KEY TO LiFE iS TO NEVER GROW UP AND TO STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO USE PHRASES LiKE "iN THE REAL WORLD"
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I am 100% nicotine free for the past week. That has not happened in years. So yeah, pretty proud of myself. Cold turkey bitches!!
I had been smoking an e-cig for the last year or so, and I lost it. Then I smoked regular cigs again for a week or so And NOW ...
My phone is acting all crazy and scrolling opposite of what my finger is telling it to. It's definitely the government 😑
Amish Mafia is the best show ever #SayYesEsther
Much anticipated @TacoBell socks by @thehundreds. This is not a drill. Give us your thoughts on the collaboration! pic.twitter.com/s7HMjumcQm
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Showing me his ninja skills & his elbow muscle? 😂❤️pic.twitter.com/rTFCMaDxr77
What's it like not being exhausted? Just curious
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I am 100% supportive of self love and being confident, but don't get it confused with being a narcissistic self involved piece of crap. Thx
What is the point of tumblr? I don't get it. (This is rhetorical, don't answer me)
WHOEVERS UP LETS FIST FIGHT AT GELSONS PARKING LOT
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I'm irish so when someone says something is small potatoes I'm like where give them to me then I step into the sun and die
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Teen mom 2... Every time I watch it I get mad. Still gone record it every Tuesday tho.
Fuck it I'm play Donkey Kong all night fwm
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One day at a time. I have to tell myself that at least 15 times daily.
I deeply regret a lot of things I've done in my past, but I am so happy and thankful to be where I am now.
So my 2.5 y/o just told me he wants a baby😂 & then my 5 y/o told me I'll never have to be a grandma because he's gonna marry me 😂😂😂
Just a hint of burgundy (more noticeable in the sun) & all my white hairs are reddish. Reaaaally love it💃pic.twitter.com/715FblGKNBB
Dying my hair red is always a better idea than cutting bangs. Bangs are instantly regretted. Always.
Too bad this will barely show up because my hairs so dark. It will be kind of red on top and my grays will be red, but that's bout it.
It's going down. Already have red dye everywhere 😫😫pic.twitter.com/NmXOKjhOX1OX1
LOL THIS SONG IS SO BAD WHY DID I REMEMBER IT AS BEING AWESOME pic.twitter.com/dlOjNUvsct
Feeling extra boughetto lately. Y'all remember that song though? 💁